Do you have a clogged up colon? Has this led to the plumbing in your home also having a clogged colon? First, try more fiber, then get this Shotgun Toilet Plunger. It will make short work of clogged toilets.
Plunging the clogged feces from your toilet has never been more fun. Plunge it down and pull the trigger like you’re a redneck hunting gophers. That’s how a real man clears some pipes.
BOOOOOOOOM. Toilet shatters. Poop fountain sprays everywhere. Okay, who replaced my plunger with a real shotgun? Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. But this is the third time and the landlord is getting pissed guys. Come on!
Keep your beer cool with this 
So the one duke boy is just working on the General Lee, just minding his own business, maybe dreaming about his next moonshine run, when his bride-to-be comes to haul him away, toting a shotgun and disturbing his beer cans and Hot Rod mags and stuff. Looks like someone is in a hurry to get to the altar.