You are going to get a lot of compliments when you wear this Deer Skull Necklace. Here are just some of the things you’ll hear:
Deer God, that’s a nice necklace.
Be a dear and- Oh my, you have a deer around your neck.
Where ya from? Deerborn, Michigan?
Who are you? The Deery Queen? Can I get a Blizzard?
Well kiss my deery-air, are those antlers?
Dear, can you fetch my deer necklace?(You to your husband)
Nice antlers btw.
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If you want to see what your pet looks like on the inside, commission one of these Custom Pet Skull Portraits. Or you could do like I did and get an X-ray of your pet, spend like two hours collaging the X-ray and the picture together with staples, glue, moist tic-tacs, duct tape and thumb tacks. Do not recommend. Unless you want your animal looking like a reanimated mutant freak.
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This Realistic Miniature Human Skull Bottle Stopper will keep your beverages fresh. Fresh and creepy. Bottle stopper? A heart stopper, that’s what he is. Look at how cute he is. He’s got a nice set of choppers on him too, for a dead guy. Can you put him on a wine bottle? Of corpse you can. What about a soda bottle? Yep! No bones about it. Need to keep your drink from going flat? Just pop old bone-face here on your bottle and if you’re drunk enough he may even have a conversation with you. He’s pretty foul-mouthed though, so be careful.
The Cat Skull Necklace will hypnotize everyone around you. Did she murder Mr. Fluffybottom to make that necklace? Does he control you now? Does he want wet food and tummy scratches? Are his teeth pressing into your chest to keep you in line? They’ll never know for sure. And they won’t care, cuz the cat skull will gaze into their soul, making them forget they ever saw it, until they are startled by it all over again and the whole process repeats.
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This Skull Chair just wants to sit in your living room and look cool. It’s a piece of furniture that goes against the grain. The Mi-Graine! Just sit right back and consider yourself it’s brains. Cuz it has none. And when you bring this thing home, be careful not to bang it against the wall, otherwise this guy will be a numb-skull. Heh! I really do love a good skull joke. So does God apparently, judging by my weird head.
This chair is way too much work anyway. Every time you move it, it scraps against the floor and leaves marks, like it is eating your hardwood floors with it’s dead upper teeth. Have you been sharpening your teeth on the floor again? Bad skull. Bad skull. I would rub your face in it, but you are nothing but face, so that seems wrong somehow.
via Fubiz