If your sense of style went extinct, you can bring it back with these cool Gentlemen Dinosaurs Neckties. I’ve always been more of dinosaur and a gentleman rather than an officer and a gentleman. Sometimes I’m a gentleman and a scholar. Mostly I’m just a fan of cool dinosaur ties. These ties are sick. Juras-sick!
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Bat Wing Hair Bow
Da da da da da da da….Batgirlllllllll! In the old days if you wanted some bat wings in your hair you had to go outside and wait for a bat to swoop down and get all tangled in your locks while you scream and curse and wonder why you ever wanted bat wings in your hair in the first place. Not anymore. Now all you have to do is buy a Bat Wing Hair Bow. No need to get your scalp all clawed up by a squeaky bat. Isn’t modern life amazing?
Can I get a hell yeah? I can’t hear you. I said can I get a hell yeah? That’s better. Geesh, you guys are loud! Had to close my window!
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Fortune Teller Gypsy Taxidermy Mouse Diorama
Check out this Fortune Teller Gypsy Taxidermy Mouse Diorama. All of the mice go to her for advice, paying in little cheese cubes. Okay, I admit it, I’m a mouse fortune teller. Easiest gig in the world. They pay me in cheese cubes too cuz I love the stuff. I put on Mickey Mouse ears and they think I’m their oracle. I just say stuff like, “You will be eaten by a large feline” or I say, ” I see a small hard board with a spring attached. You will die a crushing death beneath it’s might.” That kind of stuff. Pretty good work. Pretty satisfying.
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Roswell Alien Sculpture
This is an alien from Roswell. You remember that UFO crash? It was in all the papers, until they hushed everyone up and secretly made friends with the aliens, trading Easter peeps for technology. Anyway, this Roswell Alien Sculpture is all like, “Hey man, wasup? We just kinda crashed in your yard. It will take us about 4 hours to fix this old hunk of junk, so in the meantime hows about dropping them pants and lettin’ us probe you? What say you human?”
This thing is gonna look sweet in my front yard once I get some plaster and make him anatomically correct. See why my neighbors love me?
The Ultimate Cthulhu Purse
Do you Lovecraft? I love craft? Especially scrapbooking, embroidery and the occasional bedazzling of random objects. You know what else I love? Lovecraft. Sure do. That’s why I dig this Cthulhu Purse. Imagine sticking all of your important belongings into this amazing beast. Hell, anything you drop in there may be gone forever since this is likely a portal to another dimension. Say what? It’s true. Somewhere there is a giant planet sized mound of lipsticks, black books, eyeliner and more. All from previous owners. Cthulhu eats a hearty meal from this pile every seven days and gets strong for his impending crossing across the veil. And now it can be your turn! They say if you put your ear up to it, you can hear him belching.