Venomous Vulture Raptor Chick Hatching From Egg

Venomous Vulture Raptor ChickYou see this crazy-ass little monster here? This is why you either eat eggs or you stomp them into dust in the wild. Never collect eggs. Sooner or later, something is going to hatch out of that egg and kill you. Yes, even silly putty eggs! Not gonna go into that story here, but f**k silly putty! It should be called traumatic childhood trauma putty!

Anyway, if you like crazy stuff busting out from an egg and eating your face off, this Venomous Vulture Raptor Chick is for you. It is the work of an ebay taxidermist/mad scientist who never sleeps. And now, neither will you, if thing enters your home. This hatchling is made from western diamondback rattlesnake & domestic turkey chick parts. Cool. So basically the same stuff the FDA allows in Chicken Nuggets.

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Weird Friday The 13th Taxidermy Diorama Starring Chicken Voorhees

Weird Friday The 13th Taxidermy Diorama Starring Chicken VoorheesHey Friday the 13th fans. There is a new reboot of the franchise. This one stars a dead baby chick as Jason Voorhees. You can buy it on eBay. This diorama is appropriately called Camp Crystal Lake. He looks like he just made a fresh kill. $120 bucks and it is yours.

Looks Like A House Elf To Me: Mummified And Deformed Fetal Monkey

deformed fetal monkeyYou can find all kinds of dead stuff on Etsy. No, I mean aside from the souls of a countless desperate crafters. Real dead stuff. Not just killed hopes and dreams. Like this Mummified Deformed Fetal Monkey. Ha. Typed Fecal the first time. That’s a whole ‘nother animal. This one looks like Dobby the house Elf from the Harry Potter movies. Only sound asleep and thankfully not moving his gob at anybody. More images of this cute little Fetal, thankfully not Fecal, Deformed Monkey below.
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Sheep Butt Turned Into An Alien Head

Sheep Butt Alien HeadI’m not sure why so many people mess with animals butts and taxidermy faces onto them. And I thought I was lonely. The latest case of animal butt mutilation(Otherwise known as ABM) is this sheep’s butt turned into an Alien Head.
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Why Not?: Deer Rear Sculpted Into A Face

deer butt faceSome days an artist wakes up and says “I’m going to create the best sculpture ever today.” Other days you say, “I’m going to paint a masterpiece of abstract modernist industrial blah blah.” Then there are the days when you wake up and say, “Hey Cleetus, I’m gonna make me a face in a deer’s ass!” We’ve all been there.
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