Who invited the werewolf to the party? No one. That’s just me and my insane back and chest hair. Enjoy as we play the Werewolf the Party Game. *Shirt explodes and my torso becomes a large fluffy furball.* Deal me in dweebs! No one talk about the fact that the crotch just exploded out of my pants too, k? That ain’t no tribble! This Werewolf game comes with 36 cards, instruction manual, and a Werewolf logo pouch. It is a howling good time.
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Werewolf Lycan Monster Bodysuit
The Werewolf Lycan Monster Bodysuit is ripped! Do you even wolf bro? This hairy dude has been getting his gains. Which isn’t easy since he only comes out on a full moon and that’s when Planet Fitness is always the most crowded. Dude is buff and tough. What are you gonna do when Wolf-a-mania runs wild on you brotha? Oh yeah!
Universal Monsters Retro Action Figures
These Universal Monsters Retro Action Figures are sweeet! There’s Dracula, Wolfman, Mummy, Creature, Invisible Man and that guy at the opera. Hey, remember when these movies were all in black and white? Well, that got me thinking. Dogs see in black and white.
Yeah?
Well, before color TV, we were all dogs.
Except we weren’t because real life was in color.
Are you sure? Cuz I’m pretty sure the world wasn’t in color until like the 60s. The pictures prove it. Cuz they started being color pictures when black and white was over. That’s how you know.
You’re an idiot.
Am I? Or am I the only one with my eyes wide open?
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Werewolf Hunter Necklace
Are you the hunter or the hunted? Either way, this Werewolf Hunter Necklace is pretty damn sweet. I’m both. I hunt werewolves, so that no one will find out my secret identity is a werewolf. It’s the safest way to be a werewolf these days. Who would suspect? Why would you hunt your own kind? Of course the jig was up when they learned I could only hunt with them on non full moon nights. Which is like the only night they hunt on. So that didn’t last long.
I basically just looked up at the full moon, pointed at a hairy Italian guy and ran.
Pink Mounted Werewolf Head
What can I tell ya. It was the 90s. There was a rave. A Werewolf attacked. So I took the pacifier out of my mouth, shoved my lightstick down it’s throat along with some X and this guy got less bloodthirsty. He’s all like, I wuv you man. I weally weally wuv you. I ever tell you that?” We partied all night then I took his head and decorated my house with this Pink Mounted Werewolf Head.
He’ll never raid a rave on a full moon again!
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