Check out this classy Leather Gothic Skull Journal. Classy. And sassy. You can use it as a diary, a journal, a notebook, whatever. That skull clasp is totally bones man. And I’m totally into leather too. Leather me up, that’s what I say. I love cow hide, nagahide,sometimes I like to run and hide. Cuz I’m crazy like that. Can you tell that my “medicine” has kicked in. Whoa man, I am in for a wild ride tonight. If I had one, I would write all of my adventures in this thing. But I don’t, so it looks like I’ll be writing another toilet paper publication novel this evening. I just write like crazy as I pull the roll, then reverse roll it up and set it on the bathroom shelf with my other works.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Sexy Velociraptor Body Hug Pillow Case
Well, hello there. You are one sexy Velociraptor. I am gonna make sweet love to you until you are dino-saur. Baby you are-
*Door opens*
What?! Nothing is happening here. Just admiring this fun Sexy Velociraptor Body Hug Pillow Case. What do you mean my hips were gyrating? It’s called dancing.
Dirty Dancing?
Very funny.
So you weren’t giving her a Jurassic Pork?
You are disgusting. She’s not like that.
So you weren’t giving her a big hard bang that would lead to the extinction of her species?
GET OUT! JUST GET OUT! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!
I Want to Believe UFO Ugly Christmas Sweater
I know what you’re thinking. I want to believe, but I just haven’t been butt-probed yet. Fair enough. If that’s the case, this I Want to Believe UFO Ugly Christmas Sweater is the perfect sweater for you this holiday season. It tells people where you stand on the whole alien proctology issue.
I hear ya. Isn’t it a little early for Christmas? Maybe. But how do you know I’m not late for last Christmas?
Screech Owl Skull Necklace
Give a hoot, wear a Screech Owl Skull Necklace. I knew you would like it, cuz we’re birds of a feather. Can I get a “who who”? Can I get a “hoot hoot”? I say who, you say who. Together we say who who! This bird skull necklace is owl ta this world!
Seriously, these bird skulls are gonna look good with that outfit you have on.
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Demogorgon Stranger Things Action Figure
Whoa! My inner nerd just got wood. Or it would have if my inner nerd didn’t already have erectile dysfunction. This is a custom Demogorgon Stranger Things Action Figure based on the Netflix Stranger Things series. Man, this figure cranks things up to eleven. See what I did there?
I would buy it, but it would just eat all of my other action figures. Pretty damn cool though. HEY! LEGO MY EGGO Eleven. Netflix and chill the f**k out! I love those waffles.
Thanks Jennifer.