Author: Artemis Winterford

Set of 10 Alien Crayons – Gray-ola

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Set of 10 Alien Crayons - Gray-ola
Here ya go little Timmy. Take these alien crayons and draw a nice picture for the psychologist, so you can show him what the alien who abducted you looks like. *Looks at the drawing.* Are you sure this is accurate Timmy? Good. *Looks at drawing. Looks at psychologist. Looks back at drawing. Back at psychologist.*

It was you all along Doc! I should have known by your name, Edstra Trey Estreal! And your gray complexion!

I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling crayons! *Rips his fake human skin off and hops on the wall like Spider-man, before crashing through the window and escaping.*

Cameo Creeps – Mini Monster Paintings

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Cameo Creeps - Mini Monster Paintings
These Cameo Creeps are Mini Monster Paintings that you can collect like Pokemon. They are inspired by Elizabethan paintings. They’re mini monstery mayhem just waiting to be displayed in your home. They just completed a successful kickstarter so you can preorder ’em from their website and get your creep on.

Pfft. I complete successful kickstarters every day cuz I gotta kick my car to get it started. You don’t hear me bragging about it.
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UFOrb Flying Saucer and Alien Figures

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UFOrb Flying Saucer and Alien Figures
ProgressiveProducts makes these cool UFO ring boxes so you can present the ring and propose the right way! The right way being nerdy as hell with a hint of X-Files. But they also sell cute little aliens that fit right into the cockpit of these UFOs. These are some classy and out of this world desk toys or decorations.

I guess they are also perfect for you if you want to propose to an alien. They will be super impressed by your ring presentation.
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Miniature Skulls of the Fallen

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Miniature Skulls of the Fallen
Oh. Check out these Miniature Skulls of the Fallen. I may be wrong, but I think they got the name cuz some fell down the stairs, another fell off a cliff, another fell in love (Dude fell hard) and another just wanted to stop the world and melt with you, but fell out of a tree. This is basically an instant skull set. If you like that sort of thing, which I do.
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Platform Spider Web Studded Skull Boots

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Platform Spider Web Studded Skull Boots
Uh-oh, here come’s the black widow. You can tell by the shoes. These Platform Spider Web Studded Skull Boots are for warrior widow women with wearable webs. Try saying that three times fast. They have spider webs all over and skulls in back. Kinda like a cemetery really. I guess you could say she’s got webbed feet. Heh. I made a funny. Forget Doctor Scholls. These are Doctor Skulls. This is some fiendish footwear my friends. If you see a woman wearing these, she’s trouble. You’ll get caught in her web and be a snack.
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