Check out this Fortune Teller Gypsy Taxidermy Mouse Diorama. All of the mice go to her for advice, paying in little cheese cubes. Okay, I admit it, I’m a mouse fortune teller. Easiest gig in the world. They pay me in cheese cubes too cuz I love the stuff. I put on Mickey Mouse ears and they think I’m their oracle. I just say stuff like, “You will be eaten by a large feline” or I say, ” I see a small hard board with a spring attached. You will die a crushing death beneath it’s might.” That kind of stuff. Pretty good work. Pretty satisfying.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Cool Horror Themed Tank Tops
These Horror Themed Tank Tops from KillerKitty(No kitty! Bad kitty! No!) are pretty sexy and cool. Why do they call them tank tops anyway. I always expect to see a fish tank built into the bra area with little goldfish swimming. There’s no tank in these tops. See, this is why the world confuses me. A tank top should be like a tarp you put over your battle tank when it rains. THAT IS HOW WORDS WORK PEOPLE!
Anyway… Tanks for putting up with that. Haha. You walked right into that one, like BAM, your head just connected with a telephone pole cuz you were texting. Anyway… The seller has several to choose from and they are pretty sweet.
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Roswell Alien Sculpture
This is an alien from Roswell. You remember that UFO crash? It was in all the papers, until they hushed everyone up and secretly made friends with the aliens, trading Easter peeps for technology. Anyway, this Roswell Alien Sculpture is all like, “Hey man, wasup? We just kinda crashed in your yard. It will take us about 4 hours to fix this old hunk of junk, so in the meantime hows about dropping them pants and lettin’ us probe you? What say you human?”
This thing is gonna look sweet in my front yard once I get some plaster and make him anatomically correct. See why my neighbors love me?
Sterling Silver Skull Bullet Poison Pendant
You guys and gals are helping to make this here blog number one with a bullet and I appreciate that. So here’s the world’s deadliest and scariest bullet. Any bullet with a skull on top is some serious shizz yall. But you don’t put this in an equally evil looking gun. You wear this Sterling Silver Skull Bullet Poison Pendant around your neck. Maybe to remind yourself that bullets don’t kill people, it’s the skull on top of the bullet that kills people. Cuz getting hit by that would be all kinds of nasty. I cry when I get hit with a spongy Nerf bullet. Gonna have to write an angry letter to the NRA(Nerf Rifle Association) about that. Anyhow, bite the bullet and put this cool pendant around your neck.
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The Ultimate Cthulhu Purse
Do you Lovecraft? I love craft? Especially scrapbooking, embroidery and the occasional bedazzling of random objects. You know what else I love? Lovecraft. Sure do. That’s why I dig this Cthulhu Purse. Imagine sticking all of your important belongings into this amazing beast. Hell, anything you drop in there may be gone forever since this is likely a portal to another dimension. Say what? It’s true. Somewhere there is a giant planet sized mound of lipsticks, black books, eyeliner and more. All from previous owners. Cthulhu eats a hearty meal from this pile every seven days and gets strong for his impending crossing across the veil. And now it can be your turn! They say if you put your ear up to it, you can hear him belching.