Man, this is a dark Creepy Kitchen Towel Set. I don’t own any towels cuz I mostly use my shirt for a towel, but if I owned these, I would wait until a guest used them and say stuff like, “Leave and never darken my towels again.” Or “So you throw in the towel eh? I win again! Best of three?” Towels are fun. They’re towel-toly awesome! Don’t towel anyone I said so.
You get a heart, a skull and a raven. Wait that’s a crow. I think I just ate crow.
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These Sticky Note Nightmares make me happy that nobody leaves me notes. Aside from the usual “You suck at parking” note anyway. No, YOU suck at parking. That’s why I got here first! You also suck at notes, because there’s no creepy artwork like on these scary sticky notes.
You know what my sticky note nightmares are? Leaving a note that says, “Need Mac and Cheese ASAP – happy face – happy face – I love you.” and then my wife leaves a note that says, “Get it yourself you fat f**k – happy face – happy face. Lose weight.”
Seriously, I think that this could happen one day and it sends chills up my spine. Oh wait, that was just the 64 oz. Slurpee I just sat on. Maybe I am a fat f**k. Food for thought. Wait. Doesn’t food for thought make your brain obese? I best not overthink it. You can also check out this awesome Dark Violin Art.
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I don’t know much about Harry Potter, but these Harry Potter Skele-Gro Bottles are neat. Something about mean adoptive parents, an owl that delivers his mail, Dobby the house elf, flying car, broomstick sports, something something Voldemort.
Will it make my skele grow? I have no idea, but I’d be willing to give it a shot, until my skeleton pops out of my insides and becomes my outsides. I’ll probably drink it and find out it doesn’t work and that I’ve been boned. That sounded bad. I mean scammed. Bamboozled, hoodwinked. Not boned. And certainly not against my will. I’m just ribbing ya. I’m sure everything will be spine.
Are you crazy for cryptids? Insane for Sasquatch? Yowzer for the Yeti? Of course you are and so am I. That’s why I’m gonna collect all of these Creatureplica Action Figures. There’s the Louisiana Rougarou, Sasquatch, Himalayan Yeti and the HorrorHound! I’m collecting ’em and you should too. Then our moms can make a play-date and we can play with them.
I’ll bring my Leonard Nimoy doll and we can recreate a bunch of “In Search Of…” episodes.
I hope they add more, like the Jersey Devil and Mothman. Ohhhhh and the Chupacabra. I’ll be back later after I order a set.
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Send your friends a postcard that says, “I believe in these mythical monsters and so should you.” This Mythical Monster Postcard Set includes Bigfoot, Wendigo, the Loch Ness Monster and ‘El Chupacabra. Sending a postcard is like giving your friends their own sighting. In their mailbox.