Does the fabled Chupacabra exist? Obviously! Here’s proof. A pickled Chupacabra fetus that was found “in a stream in New Mexico” by Ebay seller great_american_circus_sideshows. Chupacabras are famous for being supernatural and sucking the blood out of goats and stuff. They escaped from some laboratory or were dropped off by UFOs.
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Category: Just Plain Weird
Sasquatch Sighting: Bigfoot Drops A Deuce
This Etsy listing is titled “Bigfoot breaks into some Dude’s Cabin and Totally takes a fat Dump in his toilet 11×14 fine art print”. That he does. The old Sasquatch is leaving a Cleveland steamer in some guy’s toilet.
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Beware The Love Bugs STD Chart
This chart just emphasizes what I tell all of my lady friends. STDs are just love bugs. No big deal. If it don’t burn, you don’t learn, right? Anyway, for $100 you can get this awesome STD chart which will tell you everything you need to know about the herp and other old favorites.
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Alien Sealed In Capsule, Thankfully Not The Time Release Kind
You’ve probably seen your neighbors cow get abducted or saw some funny lights in the sky when you were trippin balls one night, so it’s no wonder that you are afraid of Aliens. They have been known to poke and prod anuses while they laugh among themselves. Maybe it’s time you confronted your fear and got yourself an alien in a capsule.
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Ewwwwwww! Hairy Soap
Just try and get clean using these bars of hairy soap. It’s always nasty to reach for the soap and find somebody else’s pubes. Just imagine reaching for this soap and finding out that Chewbacca has already been there first, washed his junk and then cleaned his crack real good. Nasty.
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