Pinch a loaf to the sounds of Meatloaf. Sit there crampin’ with Peter Frampton. Fill the bowl to Billy Joel. This is all possible thanks to the Rest Room radio. Just sit back and enjoy the tunes.
Only $20 from Etsy seller YouJustMightNeedThis.
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Nothing says love like putting a giant cathedral on her finger. Plus, now your betrothed can punch a fancy church right through your eye socket when she catches you cheating. This thing even has gargoyles and a skull. It probably even has a little priest that comes out and blesses you every hour.
It will cost you $6,500.00 from Etsy seller MetalCoutureJewelry, but it will be bigger than anything her friends are wearing.
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Etsy seller PoisonedStudios makes all kinds of cool skull purses that are frightening and fashionable, if you don’t mind carrying a cranium around with you. The Steampunk Skull shown above is $500.
They look like they could have been created from actual skulls, but they aren’t. Right? I mean, serial killers aren’t allowed to sell their crafts on Etsy. Right? Yeah, they are just really good artists. I kid. I kid. No need to hunt me down and make my brain pan hold your Maybeline and some travel tissues. Sorry. Only a numbskull would say that.
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What’s Kraken peeps? Nuffin much, just playing some D and D with my sweet-ass Kraken dice bag by my side. He’s been unleashed you see. And it wasn’t easy getting a leash on him in the first place so I’m not about to put him away now. Besides, I just rolled a sweet crit against an Undead Goblin Mage and the rescued halfling Princess is about to show her gratitude, if you know what I mean. *wink, wink* It’s gonna be soooo sweet. The two of us are running away together.
Because I’m the hero D and D deserves, but not the one it needs right now… Plus, I’m really horny.
Hey baby. You are looking sweet as bubble gum and twice as sticky. Eh, that didn’t come out right. Just let me nibble on your ear a little. Other girls are Bubble Gum, but you are Bubble Yum.
Say what? I don’t know why you always lose an earring at my place. *blows a bubble* You may lose an earring, but the backside of your dress gains a sticky gum wad. *light smack on your fanny* Now git along now.