This $420.Needle Felted Kitchen Hat has everything but the kitchen sink. It also lacks food, a stove, a microwave, and chairs for the kitchen table. It’s pretty bare. No wonder that dog looks so depressed. He’s waiting for a snack that never comes. Maybe they just moved in.
It does have curtains. I don’t know if the curtains match the drapes, but I know that the dog matches the floor. I often wear the kitchen on my head too, but that’s only because the wife likes to dump food on my head after I criticize her cooking. So what if I like my food shaped like dinosaurs. That DOES NOT make me a baby. The way I cry and suck my thumb afterwards does!
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Oh baby that feels so good when you drag your nails across my back. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-OOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Why do you always have to draw blood? I buy you expensive bling-bling and this is how you repay me? *slash to the face* What the hell woman?
Teeth. Why do so many Etsy sellers make things from or about teeth? Why so obsessed? Ya’ll are gross. I said that all southern like to make my point. You guys are just nasty. Click through for a bunch of freaky teeth related Etsy finds that you can really sink your teeth into.
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Show everyone how you really feel about Disney Princesses. If you want to see them massacred and smashed,