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Build Your Own Human Skeleton Book

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build your own skeletonMake your own bony life sized companion with this cool Build Your Own Human Skeleton Book. I’m gonna call mine Bones for obvious reasons.

This is an awesome cardboard/paper model. Perfect for Medical students who are lonely, because it is basically an instant friend. It comes with labels so you can identify the different bones too. I just ordered mine. Gonna make a trip to the grocery store, buy like 40 pounds of steak and slap some meat on those bones. Then, during the next lightning storm, I’m bringing this thing to life. Get your torches and pitchforks ready.
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Star Wars Salacious B Crumb Life Size Replica Hand Puppet

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Salacious B CrumbToo bad this life sized Salacious B Crumb just ended without a bid. I would have totally bought it for $850 from Ebay seller 7heads10horns.

Salacious B Crumb is one of the best names ever. It fits the cackling and stark raving mad little weirdo. I’m guessing he basically lives off of Jabba’s crumbs. Cause you know, Hutts are fat.

Lifesize Uma Thurman Mannequin Wearing Poison Ivy Costume

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Poison Ivy Batman and Robin costumeBatman and Robin. That was a terrible Batman movie. Luckily it did have Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy. I would rub up on those vines and get a seven year itch. You know what I’m sayin’? Reminds me of that time (the only time) a girl came over to my house wearing a sexy Poison Ivy costume. She was covered in actual Poison Ivy. She was all like, “I’m just wearing this so you won’t touch me, perv! I’m only here because you have an Xbox.”

Anywho. Do you want a life sized Uma Thurman doll wearing the Poison Ivy costume? Ebay seller gvmdesigns has one for you for 5 grand. Oh man, give me just one night with her and it would be worth the year long calamine lotion baths and blistery lesions all over my body. Mind if I climb that Ivy tower madame?

More images below, including a weird one where she has a canine sidekick.
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1981 Cadillac Fleetwood “Walking Dead” Inspired Hearse

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zombie hearseWhen the dead start walking, you better have a sweet ride. Why run from Zombies, when you can get away in style? This 1981 Cadillac Fleetwood “Walking Dead” Inspired Hearse will help. It has an amazing Zombie paint job, bloody hand prints, a Zombie head hood ornament, an actual bloody hand under the fender and lots of other sweet details.

You can Buy it now for $12,200. Whether you are hunting Zombies, or running from them, this vehicle is the vehicle of choice for the apocalypse. Check out all of the detailed images below.
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Pac-Man Coffee Table Made From Old VHS Tapes

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pac-man vhs tableCheck out this awesome Pac-Man Coffee table. I’m gonna set my energy drink right there in the corner where the power pellet should be. Then when I drink it, I’mma go all crazy up in here and start chomping ghosts. And by ghosts, I mean Hot Pockets, because Hot Pockets is delicious.

I see what you did there, using the back of those VHS tapes as the dots. Pretty clever. Next time just crop your feet out da pic. I’m trying to enjoy a Pac-Man table and now all I can think about is that phantom foot. It’s like the 5th ghost. Does not belong! Anyway, it’s a pretty clever table. Take that $995. from my Waka Waka Wallet and deliver it pronto good seller.
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