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3D Printed T-REX Skull Shower Head

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t rex shower head
Make your shower rad and awesome with this 3D Printed T-REX Skull Shower Head. There’s no manlier shower than one that simulates a T-Rex spew-puking all over you. To get you clean of course. Look how sharp those teeth are. If this thing bit me I would be super sore? *How sore?* Dino-sore! Obviously.

I would install this thing in my shower and paint a body behind it so I could get the full effect. Then I would make it so it looks like his stubby T-Rex arms are holding my soap and shampoo. Clean me T-Rex! Clean me! Suds are your enemy! Clean the species who now own this planet and behold our majesty! Arrggggggghhhhh! Who flushed the toilet?
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Real Grass Disposable Dog Potty

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disposable dog poop grass
Dogs are way too much work. Feed me. Let me hump that stuffed animal. Take me outside to pee. Who has time for a needy animal like that? And besides, I do enough of that stuff myself. Well, the Real Grass Disposable Dog Potty will let you bring the outdoors inside, so your dog can relieve himself. Because he or she is too darn lazy to learn how to work a doorknob.

Get off your lazy dog butt and go pee in the yard. Oh nice! While you’re at it, just drop a Cleveland steamer while I’m having my dinner. Lovely.

Stainless Steel Jail Cell Toilet & Sink Removed From Police Station

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prison toilet
Cool. Now I can have an authentic Jail cell toilet and sink. I hope they cleaned out all of the convict pee pee and poopy. This is the perfect toilet for me, because every time I poop, it feels like my colon is serving 30 to life. It’s made of stainless steel, but you and I both know that once you get home from Taco Bell, there’s gonna be a stain of epic proportions. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time! Ha ha ha.

And as far as wee wee goes, you have to drain your dragon in a toilet made for the penal system. Get it? Penal system? Well, I’m off to trade some smokes for my continued virginity.
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Spooky Toilet , Bathroom And Laundry Signs

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spooky skeleton bathroom and laundry signs
If you have a skeleton hanging around your house, it’s a good idea to put up these Spooky Toilet , Bathroom And Laundry Signs. Just so others know that a skeleton may be taking a bath, hanging out on the clothes line or taking a dump. What does a skeleton dump anyway? Calcium obviously. I’ll ask one of them bony supermodels the next time I’m in New York. They probably squeeze for a half hour and pass a crystal encrusted Faberge egg that says Prada.

I’m getting these just for the Bathroom sign, cuz my house is haunted and I’m sick of guests walking in on that skeleton ghost who likes to play with a rubber duck and use up all of my bubble bath.

Dog Butt Toilet Paper Holder

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dog butt toilet paper holder
Leave and never darken my towels again! “How dare you sir?! My butt is cleaner than a dog’s butt! Don’t believe me? Have a look at this Dog Butt Toilet Paper Holder. You can’t get any cleaner than the orifice from whence the actual TP comes from, my good man. Never question my cleanliness again. Sorry about the towel. Some zout should get that stain right out.”

The Dog Butt Toilet Paper Holder. Nothing says class like a dog butt flossing with some heinie paper. I feel like the tail should wiggle though, cuz you know that dog is happy as a Floss-ton Terrier. Or should I say a Boston Derriere?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA Stop me before I pun again!