Some of us act as if we have another person in control, riding around in our brain, making us do stupid things. Or maybe that’s just me. This Alien Mind Control Half Mask from BlackjackCreatureCo gives your inner demons a physical form for others to see. And you can blame everything on this Alien who is riding shotgun on your brain synapses.
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Fang Bangers: A Shoe And Scary Death Puppet
This little gem is titled “Monster (Scary) Head – Sculpture”. It is neither a head, nor a sculpture. It barely even qualifies as a monster. It’s a rain boot with Grandpa Munster’s dentures polygripped to the underside. I call it a Fang Banger. Hey, where’d you get those Fang Bangers? Mine are like 2 years old and have all kinds of cavities.
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Angler Fish Tooth Fairy, Breaking Teeth and Stealing Dreams
This “Tooth Fairy” from Etsy seller VodouBambola isn’t fooling anyone. Much like the Angler Fish, who uses a fleshy growth on it’s head to lure victims into it’s gaping jaws of death, this “Tooth Fairy” does much the same thing.
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Ed The Head
Lucky for Etsy shoppers, 71 year old Dave Archer has decided to sell off his estate while he’s still alive and is offering up this fine gem. Ed The Head has lived his life, creeping people out in the bathroom of Dave’s museum of oddities and curiosities, where I’m sure he scared the crap out of many people! Read more “Ed The Head”
Sloppy Seller: Something Is Afoot
It’s understandable to peruse the craft-laden streets of Etsy, looking for some fine art to decorate your palace walls. But some people like nasty feet. Here is the art for you.
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