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Holographic Alien Necklace

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alien necklace
This necklace is holographic and psycho-futuristic. I just made that word up. I hope it goes viral. But in a good way. Not in a “scratch all night and it forms blisters” kind of way. Not only will this Holographic Alien Necklace look good on your neck. It will also make you dress up like a sexy future girl and twirl your hair as you kneel on a holographic floor.

You can’t say that about every necklace. I guess technically, it’s a choker, so aliens will be choking you. I guess you won’t mind because you will be looking so super-retro-back to the future-fly-sup-world that you won’t even care. Cool for you. Just bring me back a pair of those glasses. Please?
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Aliens Quilt: I Want To Believe

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Alien Quilt
This cool aliens quilt is just like the kind that grandma used to make. After she was abducted by aliens in the middle of the night. It’s full of little green that have eyes featuring NYC Times Square images with parts of buildings, statues, and other stuff.

If they come to get you at night and see this quilt, they will know that we know. Then you’ll wake up and they will know that we know that they know that we know. Ya know? Man, conspiracy stuff is crazy hard and confusing.

Awesome Alien Embroidered Patches

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Are you a member of the mile high club? Let me ask a different way. Have you had an energy beam capture you and suck you up into the mothership, only to find yourself bent over a cold exam table and getting what those in the E.T. industry like to call “the business”? If you have, then yeah, you’re a member. Put some cream on that thing and get yourself some kick-butt alien patches from this Etsy shop.

These are for members only. They’re pretty funny. There’s an alien with a human head trophy, Jesus, an E.T. reading a “meat” recipe book with a human on the cover and one wearing a human for a scarf. These are gonna look sweet on that denim jacket I’ve been saving for when such things make a comeback. I think the time is right.
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Freaky Gray Alien Art

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weird grey alien art
Etsy seller ponyclubgallery makes all kinds of painting involving alien grays. I’m not saying he’s in league with them or anything, but you know what they say. Paint what you know. This guy obviously knows alien grays and you know what that means. It means someone had missing time and woke up in a cornfield buttsore. But enough about me.

If displaying artwork featuring our alien/illuminati masters is your thing, head over to his shop and check them all out. He’s got aliens as pilgrims, aliens with dogs, aliens doing religious stuff… Heck the only thing missing is aliens playing poker. Good stuff. Weird, but good stuff.
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Weird Extraterrestrial In A Box

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cute weird alienYou’ll find all kinds of strange and bizarre creatures in Etsy seller netherworldoddities’ shop, but this cute and weird extraterrestrial is special. I’m pretty sure he will grant you three wishes, before laughing maniacally and disappearing in a puff of smoke that smells like a fart, which is this tricksters final gift to you.

First I would be all like, “Look, give me unlimited wishes and I will wish for some legs for your little Jabba The Hutt body. Are you with me here? Or do you want to crawl around like a slug all your life?” You have to know how to handle these Genie types. Of course, I would give him “table legs”, which are pretty useless. No Genie is getting one over on me! Not after last time. *Peers out the curtain, watching all the male deer graze on my front lawn…my neighbors lawn…his neighbor’s lawn…and everywhere* Stupid literal Genie, giving me the million bucks I asked for!
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