Treat this Glass Octopus with care. He’s delicate and fragile. He’s got feelings. So treat him gently. Don’t crack the Kraken. These crazy creepy works of art come in any color you like. That blue version looks real scary. Just one of the many reasons I don’t go in the ocean. Thing’s got eight arms for God’s sake! With suckers! That’s like 8 suckered snakes attacking you all at once.
Still, that’s a damn cool Octopus. That Octopus ain’t no wuss.
I’m creeped out by this Killer Klowns From Outer Space Clown Bust. You never want to have an encounter with a tiny UFO that honks at you like a clown car and then lands so a bunch of clowns pile out and act all clowny. Now that’s a nightmare and that’s what killer clowns are all about. Now you can own one of them in terrifying bust form.
When they aren’t terrifying people with their freaky faces, they do kids parties on alien worlds.
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This Dracula And Coffin Statue is the perfect gift for the vampire that has everything. Because now he can have a statue that shows him doing his vampire thing. Sometimes he’s in the coffin taking a little nap like Naps-feratu, sometimes you can display him awake and just hanging out by the coffin. This gift might even make your blood-drinking friend realize how lame their life is.
Life is about more than just a coffin you know. Maybe set an alarm so you don’t sleep all day long. By the way, have you looked for a job this week? We’ve had this talk before. You are what? 3000 years old and sleeping all hours of the day, out all night and you can’t even be bothered to do your chores around the house? You better shape up old man!
Awwww look how cute? An ancient evil has awakened. A Cthulhu Chibi Doll. He’s cute, he’s naked and he’s mad. I would be mad too, if I was missing my low hanging tentacle. Poor guy has no pee-pee, but he has all of the other powers an ancient evil typically has. Hey, don’t judge my man Chibi Cthulhu. It’s not the size of the tentacle, it’s how you wiggle it around under your trench coat. Or so I’ve heard. The point is this little guy is adorable. I’ll try to stop focusing on what’s missing.
No. Can’t do it. Dude needs a wiener. Just drew one on my screen. That’s better. I feel like he’s complete now. I also feel like it’s called permanent marker for a reason. That dong is gonna follow me everywhere online just like the NSA.
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These Copper Creeps Creatures are cute and crazy, comical, classic and creative. Also collectible. I ran out of C words. Non-dirty ones anyway. This is Series 2 of Copper Creeps, which will launch on April 9th from mechtorians.bigcartel.com. They’re pretty adorable.
These are “Vlad”and “Orlok”. In all seriousness, they look pretty awesome and hit that sweet spot between creepy and cute that we all love.
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