There’s always room for Jello. Especially when it’s shaped like the Creature from the Black Lagoon’s head. Depending on what flavor you make, you can eat the Creature from the Lime Lagoon, the cherry lagoon, or the strawberry lagoon. That’s a lot of lagoon options for dessert. Fill up your mold, put it in the fridge and then take it out and giggle as you jiggle it over and over again. I plan on buying two of these so I can put them side by side and watch them jiggle, cuz I’m immature like that. You know, cause then it would be the creature from the boob lagoon.
Tag: halloween
Grim Reaper On Throne With Undead Skeleton Pet Statue
So this Grim Reaper On Throne With Undead Skeleton Pet Statue shows what Death is up to on his day off. He’s just chillin’ on his bone throne, with his skeleton pet by his side. Wait just a damn minute…
Is this what happens? He comes in the dead of night to take us away so he can have a new pet? Dude, that’s f***ed up! How many pets do you go through in a year anyway? WTF! They obviously don’t have a good track record. No wonder you have to keep collecting souls.
Great, so we all have that to look forward to! Being the Grim Reaper’s b**ch!
Werewolf And Vampire Wall Hanging Art
I’m gonna hang these Werewolf And Vampire Wall Hanging Art pieces at opposite ends of the room and watch them stare each other down. That way they won’t be tempted to come to life and eat me. They’ll be too busy sizing each other up and growling and stuff. That way I can go about my business and have some cool decor, without any worries. Phew! Not that they’re real tough with no arms, but they could bite if you get close enough.
Maybe I’ll give them some mannequin arms and make them hug each other, cuz I’m really all about being a monster peacemaker.
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Zombie in a Bottle
Zombie in a Bottle. Sounds like an awesome drink. I’ll buy a whole case. Actually, this is a real zombie figure in a bottle. Carry your zombie friend in your pocket, use him as a necklace, or just set him on your desk and admire his trapped and tormented zombie soul. I’m thinking I can pop the top, give it a rub and make a wish. I would wish for food. Then when nothing happens, I would go to bed, only to wake up later as this zombie is feasting on my flesh like the small flesh-eater it is.
What’s up with that?
You wished for food. nom nom nom.
Yeah, so?
Well, the food is you. nom nom nom.
Back in your glass prison you psycho little-
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Giant Spider Statement Ring
Oh look. A Giant Spider Statement Ring. I think I can guess what the statement is: Get it the hell off me! Yep, that’s the statement alright. Seeing a spider ring this big really shows you what massive butts they have. That’s because they have to store all kinds of stuff in the badonkadonk. They have to store all of that spider silk, their poop, their pee, their kids… I’m pretty sure that is scientifically valid, cuz I read it once on the web. The web knows about spiders. Duh!
That’s pretty nasty to be carrying all that around in one sack. That’s like you having a huge triple-duty booty and carrying like 3 blankets, all your poop, all your pee and letting your nasty kids bounce around in all that, while you go about your bidness shopping at Walmart.
Spiders is nasty.
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