These Cryptozoology Keychains let you put some crazy cryptids in your pocket, Like Bogfoot. Oops, I mistyped that. Meant to say Bigfoot. Bogfoot is a mythical beast that lives in the swamp, therefore keeps stepping in the bog. Anyway, these keychains are kind of fun. Pick your favorite and put your keys on. You can choose from Bigfoot, Yeti, Kraken, Nessie and more. No Mothman though, cuz he flew toward the light and was never seen again. I don’t recognize some of them.
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Zombie Autopsy Key Chain
This Zombie Autopsy Key Chain is made from a doll head. Probably Barbie herself. It will help you to never lose your keys again. Cuz how can you lose your keys when they are attached to a zombie with his brain showing? You know what I just noticed? They have one of those fancy flame printed keys. Sweet! Dude probably has a hot rod with a matching paint job.
That’s okay cuz my key matches my car too. They’re both sh**ty and rusty. But I ain’t bitter.
Cthulhu Glow in the Dark Idol Keychains
You know Cthulhu is your idol. Not sure if he’s your teen idol, pop idol or your American idol, but I know you love him. I do too. That’s why we should all carry our keys on these Cthulhu Glow in the Dark Idol Keychains. We can be a secret society guys! I’ll notice yours in the grocery store parking lot, then I’ll flash you mine. We can meet around back and do a secret handshake. Get all culty. You’ll say magic words, I’ll say magic words, then we’ll rip a hole in the fabric of space and time, so that Cthulhu can come through and destroy our world. It’ll be-
I guess I didn’t think that out. Okay, plan B. Let’s just get these cuz they’re cool. They even glow in the dark. Pretty sweet.
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Rib Cage With Heart Pendant Necklace Or Keychain
This Rib Cage With Heart Pendant Necklace Or Keychain nearly scared my heart out of my ribs! T’was love that put it back in. No, seriously, this is a cool piece of ribby hearty flair. Is that even anatomically accurate? I have no idea. Still, you wear this pendant (Or keychain) and you know exactly where your heart is at all times. Roughly. It’s behind your ribs. Kinda. This reminds me that my heart belongs to the McRib sandwich. But that’s beside the point.
Pretty cool. NOT gonna do a ribbed for your pleasure joke. Not even gonna do it. But it is. You know it and I know it. So feel the pleasure.
Jason Voorhees Hockey Mask Keychain
Put your keys on this Jason Voorhees Hockey Mask Keychain and you will never lose them again. I never did find out what hockey team this guy was on. Not a big sports guy. I had no idea that hockey was a one man sport that consisted of going out into the woods and killing stupid people. I thought that was just a redneck thing. You learn something new everyday.