Get it away! Get it away! *Takes a lighter to a can of hairspray and fries your face!* Uh… Sorry. You had a spider- Oh Spider Earrings. My bad. You really shouldn’t wear nature’s nightmares on your ears. Just sayin’.
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This Bones Pens Set is a great way to bone up on your penmanship. This set is hip and the joint is jumpin’. Socket to me. Hey, stop watching what I write! Are you spine on me? It’s okay. Cool your pelvis. Are you a chiropractor? If so, I would use these pens. If not, you can still use them and creep your friends out.
Drinking coffee in this Sugar Skull Coffee Mug with Mustache is just plain fun. Especially if you and your mug both have a mustache. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with bumping soup strainers. I don’t judge. This mug looks like a good drinking buddy.
Hello Senior. Do you mind if I drink from your cabaza?
See Senior. You are a beautiful mustachioed man.
I love you.
I know!
Bigfoot is the man! Or the Squatch! Who else can make his home in a stick pile in the woods? Who else could battle the Six Million Dollar man? Who else gets dropped off by a spaceship just to drop a deuce then go back home? Who else could ride a giant crab? This Bigfoot Riding a Giant Crab captures the awesomeness of Sasquatch. You know what he did after he rode this crab? He punched it and dug in and had crab cakes! Hey, he was feeling crabby! Crab and cryptid collide in this messed up sculpture made with a real crab.
These I Want To Believe Alien Earrings have some serious dingle-dangle. And no I ain’t talkin’ about his wing-wang. They have little green men in UFOs. Do you want to believe? Of course you do. So believe. And look good doing so. The truth is out there peeps!