You know what time it is. Time for bats! Put this Bat Coffin Clock in your belfry and go batty. It’s a coffin. It’s a clock. Bats are everywhere! What more could you want? Halloween is fast approaching and you’re going to want to decorate. This is the perfect October clock right here. It’s Bat-tastic.
Tag: odd
Roswell Alien Refrigerator Magnet
This Roswell Alien Refrigerator Magnet will be a great dietary tool for me, cuz everytime I go in the fridge for a snack, I’ll be reminded that aliens probe human butts. And I don’t want any of that bizz.
You know what, I really want some ice cream. Oh no! Not the alien head again. Their version of Double Fudge Delight is not the same as mine. And it involves a cold table and weird alien tools. Yeah, I’ll just go hungry.
Anatomical Heart Earrings
These Anatomical Heart Earrings are awesome. You might say ventricular. In fact, I did just say that. I’m kind of awesome like that. They’re great and I’m not fibbing, I don’t practice defibrillation. I saw these and I was like, “Well put me on the DNR list and smack my butt. Those are awesome.” Then I fainted and they had to get the crash cart and kickstart my ticker. These mini hearts for your ears might just make you a cardiologist or at least a cardi-ear-logist.
Crazy-Eyed Steampunk Skull Purse
Yo crazy eyes, stop giving me the stink-eye and just hold my stuff. You so crazy! This Crazy-Eyed Steampunk Skull Purse has got problems. You looking at me punk? You must be looking at me, cuz I don’t see anyone else here. You want some of this? Come get some! Yeah, that’s what I thought. I’m the alpha dog here! Punk! You the weak dog!
Now open your head so I can put some lipstick and eyeliner on. That’s much better. Let’s be friends ya crazy bastid!
Filigree Skull iPhone Cases
Your skull is to protect your brain, so why not protect your iPhone with one? Makes sense to me. JoshHarker sells two versions of these Filigree Skull iPhone Cases. One for iPhone 6 Plus and one for iPhone 5, 5s, 5c, 6. None for your actual skull, cuz you have one already. Stop being greedy. This is going to look awesome on your phone.