This knitted alien autopsy from Etsy seller aKNITomy is the adorable way to slice and dice aliens. For science of course. You can get the PDF pattern for $4.50 and make one for yourself. If we figure out how these guys work on the inside, we may be able to stop them from appearing in the night and probing our rectums.
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Life-Sized Alien With CD-Rack
Now is your chance to own the most out of this world CD rack with a Life-Sized Alien from Etsy seller RhythmFashion. This alien has a taste for Psytrance music, which is why he comes with a whole collection of it. When not abducting people from their beds or piloting crazy flying saucer spaceships, he just likes to chill and zone out.
It has a custom LED Light connected on top of the rack and comes with remote control. There are 16 color choices,5 brightness levels and more. This will be the weirdest $6,700.00 you’ve ever spent.
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Bigfoot Vs. Alligator Painting
Damn. Bigfoot is in trouble. He’s taking on an Alligator and getting his leg bitten off. Big mistake. Everyone knows that Alligators love Bigfoot meat. Why do you think you can’t find Bigfoot? Because they are in the stomachs of Alligators. That’s why.
It’s the same reason you can’t find Doritos in my town. Cause I already got em. Better luck next time son. Many a man has lost his hand to my snapping jaws as he reached for a bag of Cool Ranch. They had that same look on their face as Bigfoot has here. Nacho day fool!
See what I did there? Doritos make everything awesome and keep bloggers fed for like weeks. Where’s my insulin? Whatevs. Probably in the bottom of this bag. I’ll let you know.
The Truth Is Out There: Life-Sized 4 1/2 Foot Tall Alien Prop
For $269.99 you can have your own Life-Sized alien. Don’t blame me when he starts probing your backside and walking through your walls, and inviting his alien buddies over to watch Star Trek and laugh at humans.
Look how much fun that kid is having with his alien. Just holding hands and having a good old time. Best buds. It warms my heart. Maybe they’re communicating. Check out some close ups below.
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Indian Ghost Haunts Children’s Book
No doubt upset by the fact that we took their land and no longer even include profiles of them on our currency, Indians have taken to haunting our children’s books. The seller says:
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