Aliens like to rock too and now they want to help mankind with these alien face guitar picks. These guitar picks have aliens on them, allowing you to rock like your tour-bus UFO just crashed in Roswell. It probably has a tracking device inside that marks you for abduction, because you know, they are recruiting for an intergalactic band.
Why an anal probe and medical procedures are part of the interview process, I have no idea.
Tell them you love them(in a creepy way) by giving them the gift of chocolate shaped like a real human skull. These skulls are nicely detailed and super delicious. Alas poor Yorik. I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. Of quality mouth-watering chocolate. *bows*
Thank you. Thank you. I will be performing Hamlet on stage with this chocolate skull all evening, all chocolate faced like a 5 year old, until I pass out from a sugar high.
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Better call Scotland Yard. This looks like the work of Quack The Ripper, London’s most notorious killer duckling. It’s not every day you see a duck go on a murderous rampage. Unless you frequent Etsy of course.
The tag line for the imminent movie version of this Etsy listing is “Scotland Yard is on the case, but this duck don’t give a f**k!” Would you pay to see it? I know you would. What’s wrong with you people? I’m just seeing it because it’s a chick flick! Duckling, chick… Close enough.
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Finally there is a soap dispenser that will wash away the stink of alien abduction. Because the way things are right now you can scrub and scrub and never feel clean. This soap dispenser was designed by Duncan Shotton. This UFO soap dispenser displays an alien abduction as it is happening. One version has the aliens stealing a human, the other a cow.
No matter which version you choose, your hands will be nice and clean even if you want to scream on the inside and remove your alien implant with a steak knife.
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Worried about illegal aliens and robots taking all our jobs? What you should be worried about are dinosaurs taking our jobs. Like that T-Rex that works as a janitor at my local mall. He can sweep and mop just fine, but he spends most of the day asking for help picking stuff up off the floor. Stupid stubby T-Rex arms. Affirmative dino action. What are you gonna do? Dinosaurs are getting all our jobs whether we like it or not. Damn DNA cloning techniques.
Anyway, now you can celebrate dinosaurs with jobs with this awesome coloring book that I am way too excited about.