It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again… You will want to put the lotion on when it comes from this Creepy Aged Human Skull Soap Lotion Dispenser. Mr. soapy skull here is more than happy to pump out the lotion. I would suggest using a red liquid of some kind, so it looks like brains, but that’s just me. I got problems.
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Alien Abduction Soap Dispenser
Finally there is a soap dispenser that will wash away the stink of alien abduction. Because the way things are right now you can scrub and scrub and never feel clean. This soap dispenser was designed by Duncan Shotton. This UFO soap dispenser displays an alien abduction as it is happening. One version has the aliens stealing a human, the other a cow.
No matter which version you choose, your hands will be nice and clean even if you want to scream on the inside and remove your alien implant with a steak knife.
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H.R. Giger Alien Heels: In Space No One Can Hear Your Calves Scream
These Alien inspired heels are super scary. I keep waiting for a second mouth to come out of the toe area and drool everywhere. Would I date a woman wearing these shoes? Hell to the no! No way am I letting her spend the night so that her shoes can go on a killing spree in my spaceship. And no way am I going to her place to find out what other shoes she has in her closet of horrors.
These shoes are so scary you need a Giger counter to measure the fear. Ha. See what I did there. I am so awesome. High five. How about a hug instead? Ahhh. Tricked you, I’m a face hugger!
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