Category: Creep Wear

Steampunk Frankenstein Costume

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This Steampunk Frankenstein Costume makes Franky look like he’s so bad ass he got kicked out of the Borg Collective. Okay, it’s not technically Frankenstein since that was guy who created the monster. Geesh. Control your nerd rage.

It’s alive Igor!!!!!!! It’s alive!!!!!

Yes master, but why does it need those tubes?

Just looks cool.

His hair is not the best master.

Neither is yours.

His skin doesn’t look so healthy. Are you sure he’s alive master? I just mean, he kinda looks corpse like. Are you sure you don’t have more work to do?

Enough. I’m just not very good at this okay. I’ve had a tough week. Allergies, a wife who wants alimony, been waiting all day for a lightning storm…*Cries* And all you can do is complain. No, don’t touch me! I just need some space.
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Wooden Bat Wings Bow Tie

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Sometimes I invite vampires to dress up and attend my fancy balls. My vampire balls are held strictly for fun of course. In fact I have often heard it said that my Vampire balls are “sweaty, but well formed”, because I do tend to have the heat up, but it is all planned out perfectly. Others say that my Vampire balls are “high and tight” and they are, as we are on the penthouse floor, but in a small side room.

But enough about my great big swinging Vampire balls. If you attend, make sure you wear something like this cool Wooden Bat Wings Bow Tie. If I am impressed, perhaps next year I will put you in charge and then you can hold my Vampire balls for me.

11 Freaky Halloween Pet Costumes

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You may not know this, but your animals like to dress up for Halloween too. You wouldn’t know, because you are distracted by human Halloween. Check out these freaktastic pet costumes. These are the kinds of costumes that earn a dog an extra treat and a cat an extra pet. Not really. Most of these are downright freaky. Terrifying even. Like the Ghostbusters Zuul Demon Dog above.
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Crazy Creature Bangles

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Crazy Creature Bangles
These Crazy Creature Bangles from VoodooDelicious range from cute to creepy. They come in monster, demon and tentacle varieties. I don’t know about you, but I’m always looking down at my wrist and wondering what it would be like to have a monster living on it. Sometimes in my mind, I’m wearing a monster on each wrist and I make them fight by banging them together and making grunting noises.

That’s usually when nice old ladies approach and tell me what a sweet boy I am and ask if I got separated from my mommy. And then mall security arrives and I get carted off to an all-expenses paid trip to the funny place with the medicine. It’s called imagination people. I was too busy fighting monsters to fight them. Which is exactly how they get ya.
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Custom Notebook Panties

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Custom Notebook Panties
These Custom Notebook Panties can be customized with any message you want. They make your lower area look like notebook paper.

I got a pair of these for myself recently, so I can write the great american novel and display it on my backside. Only tweet sized. Problem is I have writers block so I had to order several pairs.

It was a dark and stormy night… Ugh! Crumbles panties up and throws them in the trash can. Then remembers they are panties and retrieves them to throw in the hamper. Loads up another pair in my old-timey typewriter.*

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