Now we join an alien abduction already in progress…
“Beeble-brix zat-sylum kubri-saq.” Nudges his alien buddy and points at the Alien Tie the victim is wearing.
“Axl-herkl Haw-gab nee-srink!” *LOL* Which translates to, “He worships us. This one deserves extra lube!”
Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
Kraken of the Sea. Isn’t that what happens when the can says Chicken of the Sea, but when you open it, tentacles flail out, getting all in your nostrils and stuff? Happened to me once. Tickled.
This Kraken Of The Sea Hooded Scarf is a hoodie and a scarf in one. It’s being modeled by a lovely redhead who was just a mermaid in the wrong place at the wrong time. The right place would have been my place. The right time? 9 o’clock. Before you come over, slip into something a little more casual. I already have tentacles that will be all over you. *Raises eyebrows up and down.*
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Enjoy this tutorial on how to make a Sexy Burger King Halloween Black Whopper Poop Costume. Because, you know, it’s not enough that the burger turned your poop a neon green shade of nuclear waste. You might as well dress up as that glowing green streamer and go collect candy this Halloween.
I don’t know. I think they kinda skimped on this costume. I’d like both an option with nuts and one with corn. Just to be as authentic as possible. Maybe a mini-turd version for the kids.
Doc! Why is my poop green? Is it because of the Burger king Black Whopper?
No, it’s because I asked for that stool sample a month ago. One month ago you dropped the log, but you didn’t get it to the lumber yard until now. Now it’s all moldy. You disgust me.
This Vintage Horror Movie Jewelry from DecayedAngelMerch is awesome and just the right (Vincent) price. Fun fact: An Elvira choker is not a nice person, (Why would you do that?) but it does make a kick-ass piece of jewelry. Whether you have Elvira boobs or not. They also have all kinds of necklaces with vintage horror icons like Christopher Lee, Vincent Price and more. Even some not so vintage ones like Beetlejuice. I’m not saying that three times.
These make great Halloween themed gifts. You what else makes a great Halloween themed gift? Kids not bothering me on Halloween night when I have all of my lights out, while I’m hiding and eating all of their candy.
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These Donut Worry Socks say Donut Worry, Eat Happy. Doughnuts are an amazing food. A super food. Doughnuts are also what you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over. You think he giggles now. Try poking him in his warm and flaky bits.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut make me down a whole box, cuz I will! I have the socks to prove it.