What The Meow?: Cat Grooming Restraint Bag And Cat Muzzle

Cat Grooming Restraint Bag And Cat Muzzle Cats are cute and adorable creatures, but when it comes time for grooming these sweet little fur children can get all feral and rip your face off. That’s why you have to go all Hannibal Lecter and restrain them like they are in a Kitty Asylum for the criminally insane. This Cat Grooming Restraint Bag And Cat Muzzle will help.

Wheel your cat out in this restraint system and even though you’ll have to listen to them say stuff like “Hello Clarice.” and “My last owner tried to groom me. I ate his liver with some Fancy Feast and a nice bottle of chianti.”, you’ll be able to groom him or her easily.
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Zombie Survival Guide Books And Knives Bookends

Zombie Survival Guide Books And Knives BookendsThese Zombie Survival Guide Books And Knives Bookends are a perfect way for you to take a stab at your own book collection. It’s a pair of zombie survival books that have been knifed by zombies who don’t want you to know how to survive.

The knives are pre-bloodied too. Don’t let your books get all disorganized. These bookends are a good reminder that the zombie apocalypse is coming. Be ready, don’t be dead-y.

Alien Teapot: In Space No One Can Hear (Your Kettle) Scream

alien teapotTea time always ends the same way when you serve tea in this alien teapot. You sit down across from your guest, share some gossip, laugh, nibble on some biscuits and then it all goes to hell as an alien bursts from your chest, taking the tea cup in it’s own bloody grubby hand and smiling at your guest with razor sharp teeth. Tea party over!

Etsy seller richardsymonsart has quite a selection of unique teapots for sale, including the Zombie attack teapot which can be seen below.
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Oh Snap!: Rubber Band Pillow

rubber band pillowThis Rubber Band Pillow looks so comfy and squishy. I just want someone to lay their head on it so I can start snapping rubber bands against their noggin.

This pillow is made with a rainbow of upcycled rubber bands. I want to touch it. Snap it all day long. Test it’s bounciness by throwing it at someone. Only $75.

Spider Coin Purse Looks Hungry

spider coin purseThis Spider Coin Purse (PDF pattern) is perfect for when you leave your web to do some grocery shopping. That will be $103.86 please. WTF? For a tube of hemorrhoid cream and a roll of lifesavers? I guess the economy really has gone to hell. Oh well. I’ll just pay for it in quarters and nickels so I can show off my cool spider coin purse.

As a bonus, this guy gets fatter with every coin you put in him, making him look all beefed up and strong.
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