I love the Super Mario games, but Boo scares the hell out of me. You face him, he freezes, you turn away and he comes closer. Stop doing that. It’s creepy. Just face me head on. Enough with that stalking stuff already. Really I’m just mad because this is the same exact thing I do when I see a lady I like.
Get out of my way jerk. I remain frozen. She turns to leave. I follow. She looks back. I freeze. Interesting fact: Police don’t really “get” that game. Anywho, this is a rad bowl to eat from while playing some Super Mario. Only $35. They also have Bob-omb, the Piranha Plant and Chain Chomp.
When you see a steampunk octopus wearing goggles, waving a trident at you, while riding a chariot, you better run like hell. 
Get ready to play the scariest chess game that you have ever played with this 
Troll skulls. It’s the wacky dice game where you try to roll a pair of sixes, which is nearly impossible with these dice. Trolls can’t count that high anyway. Shake ’em up and let the dice fly. Troll your friends. Troll your family. It takes skulls, not skill.
Everyone knows that red hatted Gnomes are up to no good. They might scare critters away from your garden, but you know they get up to