Nothing says love like putting a giant cathedral on her finger. Plus, now your betrothed can punch a fancy church right through your eye socket when she catches you cheating. This thing even has gargoyles and a skull. It probably even has a little priest that comes out and blesses you every hour.
It will cost you $6,500.00 from Etsy seller MetalCoutureJewelry, but it will be bigger than anything her friends are wearing.
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Etsy seller DCATX sells all kinds of authentic looking Zombie costumes like the one above, if you have the urge to dress like an undead half-rotted corpse. You could probably create one of these yourself by blowing yourself up Bugs Bunny style, but this is much safer.
The details look spot on. He probably just dips the clothes into his piranha tank. Probably has a hook for a hand too. Maybe two if he didn’t learn from the first time.
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Bats in your belfry? That’s cool. Me too. I also keep my wine in there, so these Fruit Bat wine accessories are perfect. Good butler! Fetch me some wine and a fruit bat to open it with! These bar accessories would be awesome in Bruce Waynes Batcave or even in a haunted house. They come in a coffin box. Just $75 from Etsy seller Dellamorteco.
I used to have a pet fruit bat, but he died from the lack of fruit in the house. Apparently, fruit roll ups and starbursts don’t count. You live, you learn. Well, I live, I learn. Him not so much.
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Etsy seller PoisonedStudios makes all kinds of cool skull purses that are frightening and fashionable, if you don’t mind carrying a cranium around with you. The Steampunk Skull shown above is $500.
They look like they could have been created from actual skulls, but they aren’t. Right? I mean, serial killers aren’t allowed to sell their crafts on Etsy. Right? Yeah, they are just really good artists. I kid. I kid. No need to hunt me down and make my brain pan hold your Maybeline and some travel tissues. Sorry. Only a numbskull would say that.
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At night I askkkkkkkkk the starssssss up aboveeeeee…Why must I be a Cthulhu in loveeeeeeeeeeee? That was such a sweet song. Too bad anyone who knows it is limping around with a cane right now and bitching about their hip. I only know it because I know the language of love. I’m a real Casanova.
More like Casa”NO”va.
Who said that?
Me. Your long lost Cthulhu-mate. We are Cthulhus in love.
At last I’ve found you. *tears* You were always the only one who never went insane around me. I- I love you. Does this mean that you will finally show yourself and be more than just a voice in my head?
…hello?
…Is it me you’re looking for?
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