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Weird Shredded Superhero Night Light

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weird hero artThis may be the art project of a serial killer. I’m not sure, because I’m no good at profiling. I just sense a troubled soul. And a lot of free time. At least it’s not superhero poop. Anyway, it looks like the Batman has met a terrible end. It was bound to happen sometime. This guy hung him upside down, shredded his entire body and made a crazy night light out of him.

They got sick of seeing the bat symbol in the night sky. Now they have their own. Sure it’s just a shadow of two feet, but the Gotham PD should play ball now and look the other way. If the Gotham PD is ever in the dude’s room anyway, because this thing looks like it casts light about two feet and that’s it. Yep. Looks like we have us a new Arkham resident.
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Mancave Wreath With Antlers, Toilet Paper Holder, Beer Cans, Rifle Shells

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This Mancave Wreath With Antler Toilet Paper Holder, Beer Cans, Rifle Shells was obviously created in a trailer in the woods one night with The Dukes of Hazzard or Duck Dynasty playing in the background as a couple of guys debate how hot Paula Dean is and argue about who shot some squirrel and who gets to eat it.

I’m pretty sure.

Han Solo Tauntaun… HanTaun

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I see J.J. Abrahams new Star Wars is in full swing. Nice choice merging Han with a Tauntaun. Just needs Jar Jar on top whipping him forward. Now they smell bad AND shoot first. This Han Solo “HanTaun” action figure is…OK, I’m not going to pretend this is anything other than f**ked up. Those eyebrows will insure that it roams the wintry expanse of my nightmares.
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Crap Taxidermy

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crap taxidermyWe have seen our share of crap taxidermy here at Creepbay. Now experience Crap Taxidermy the coffee table book. This is a collection of the strangest and weirdest taxidermy from crappytaxidermy.com. That’s right, it’s a website in book form. Because why the hell not? I know some squirrels that still don’t have the internet. They might want to know about this.

This is 96 full-color pages of taxidermy that is crap. It also includes a “Stuff Your Own Mouse” lesson.

Disturbing Doll Head Candleholder Centerpiece

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doll head centerpieceHow’s this for a creepy centerpiece? Only on Etsy could you stick a doll’s head between two candles and call it a centerpiece. Maybe for dinner in hell. If you ever find yourself in the fiery depths of hades, you are sure to see this centerpiece on some table so that the likes of Hitler and Josef Mengele can admire it as they eat bowl after steaming bowl of s**t soup for all eternity.

I for one don’t need any demented Toddlers and Tiaras on my dinner table. Can you imagine the foul demons this thing would summon when lit up? Now I’m gonna have nightmares.
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