Make your guests feel right at home by serving up some snacks in this Poo Poo Platter. Don’t be so quick to poo poo it. Dipping your nachos into brown bean dip has never looked so appealing. It’s a play on words and potty humor all in one piece of kitchen dishware. It’s bound to be poop-ular with your friends!
If you get a piece of corn, you win! It will be a truly unforgettable night.
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Leave and never darken my towels again! “How dare you sir?! My butt is cleaner than a dog’s butt! Don’t believe me? Have a look at this Dog Butt Toilet Paper Holder. You can’t get any cleaner than the orifice from whence the actual TP comes from, my good man. Never question my cleanliness again. Sorry about the towel. Some zout should get that stain right out.”
The Dog Butt Toilet Paper Holder. Nothing says class like a dog butt flossing with some heinie paper. I feel like the tail should wiggle though, cuz you know that dog is happy as a Floss-ton Terrier. Or should I say a Boston Derriere?
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA Stop me before I pun again!
If you don’t like the idea of drinking out of a human mouth, try these Radioactive Waste Drinking Glasses. I’ll have a Three-Mile Island! No, make that a Manhattan Project. Just give me a Chernobyl on the rocks.
I make my own radioactive glasses. It’s called not washing it for several years and then putting it in an industrial strength microwave for like an hour so that thick layer of bacteria glows. It’s a glass and a night light. The nose bleeds should stop eventually and now that the last tooth is gone, I’m spending my dentist money on cool stuff like video games, so I feel like it’s all good.
Now if I could just stop Hulking out when I’m angry, life would be sweet.
Birds are bombing us every day and every night, in a gooey campaign of shock and awe, hoping that they’ll wear us down. That’s why hoodies were invented in the first place. True story. The point is, birds poop all over us and our stuff, so why not prank someone with these fun Bird Poop Stickers. They look just like real bird turds.
Put them all over that expensive car across the street for instance. What a sh***y thing to do!
Undies For Two are double the trouble, but also double the fun. Who’s climbing in with me? All aboard the double undies train! I think you got into my side. Why? Because I know I have a skid mark on my side and this feels too soft against my cheeks. You feel anything coarse and slimy back there?
Hey, go that way. No, left. My left, not your left. Ow! You keep stepping on my foot. No, my junk is not happy about this. It’s a nervous reaction.