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Skull Wall Sconces

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skull light sconces
Check it out. What we have here is some mood lighting that is stuck on one mood, and one mood only, creepy. These Skull Wall Sconces will make your house look like an awesome fantasy castle. “From this day forth I shall make skull sconces of my enemy’s heads! This I swear!”

It’s a lot easier than what I did to get that whole Game of Thrones castle look. It took me like 3 weeks to dig that 10 foot wide mote around my house. And only about a minute for it to fill up with sh*t after I hit the sewer lines. Now it’s known around the neighborhood as Casa de la Caca. They also call me lord of the flies.

Spooky Toilet , Bathroom And Laundry Signs

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spooky skeleton bathroom and laundry signs
If you have a skeleton hanging around your house, it’s a good idea to put up these Spooky Toilet , Bathroom And Laundry Signs. Just so others know that a skeleton may be taking a bath, hanging out on the clothes line or taking a dump. What does a skeleton dump anyway? Calcium obviously. I’ll ask one of them bony supermodels the next time I’m in New York. They probably squeeze for a half hour and pass a crystal encrusted Faberge egg that says Prada.

I’m getting these just for the Bathroom sign, cuz my house is haunted and I’m sick of guests walking in on that skeleton ghost who likes to play with a rubber duck and use up all of my bubble bath.

Tea Pot / Coffee Pot With Mouth

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coffee pot and mugs with mouths
This tea pot has a mouth. I mean it isn’t going to curse at you or anything. It just has a full, luscious and inviting mouth. The matching sugar and creamer also each have mouths. You can make them kiss.

Is it yawning? Singing? I have no idea. If you want some tea, it will be more than happy to regurgitate some for you without leaving too much backwash in your cup. Whatever else you do with it is your business.
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Burned Freddy Krueger Skin Nikes

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freddy krueger burned skin nike shoes
If Freddy Krueger escapes the dream world and starts chasing you, you can run away in style while wearing these Burned Freddy Krueger Skin Nikes. They feature a cool print of Freddy’s burnt skin, but not the soles of those he tormented. Heh! I made a funny.

Seriously though, these sneakers are pretty awesome. You’re gonna look like you have burnt Freddy feet. Make sure you wear them in your nightmares. Freddy is either gonna love these and have a beer with you or hate them and cut your ankles off to take them from you because they will be just his size. They look like meat, but are for your feet.
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Ghostbusters Gourd Sculptures

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ghostbusters gourd art
If you don’t like these Ghostbuster’s Gourd Sculptures from Etsy seller Wigoutgraphics, you must be out of your gourd! I’ve been slimed. (Funny Behind the scenes fact: I accidentally wrote, “I’ve been slimmed”, but nope, still have my gut and the doughy body of a nerd God)

The Slimer gourd shows Slimer on the front and in back you can see his brain and ghostly arteries and stuff. If he had such things. The Ungrateful Yuppie Larvae(Not actually me, despite my dad referring to me as such. That’s what the piece is called.) are doing their larvae thing like it’s a womb. Get a womb you two!

If there’s something strange in the neighborhood. Who ya gonna call. Gourd Busters!
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