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The Elderizer Electric Air Freshener

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The Elderizer Electric Air Freshener
Let an Elder Thing keep your area smelling fresh and fragrant. I know, that sounded bad. I didn’t mean “your area”. I mean the room that you are in. Silly guttersnipes. This The Elderizer Electric Air Freshener is the way to go. It brings the horror and the fresh scents. That’s a combo you don’t see every day.

It is based on an Elder Thing, as described in the Necronomicon of Abdul Alhazred, as well as the famed correspondence to Miskatonic University from the Mountains of Madness. If it drives you insane at least your home will smell nice.
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Pink Mounted Werewolf Head

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Pink Mounted Werewolf Head
What can I tell ya. It was the 90s. There was a rave. A Werewolf attacked. So I took the pacifier out of my mouth, shoved my lightstick down it’s throat along with some X and this guy got less bloodthirsty. He’s all like, I wuv you man. I weally weally wuv you. I ever tell you that?” We partied all night then I took his head and decorated my house with this Pink Mounted Werewolf Head.

He’ll never raid a rave on a full moon again!
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Skeleton Brooch With Scarf

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Skeleton Brooch With Scarf
Is it cold in here or is my Skeleton Brooch With Scarf just crazy? You should have seen him last week, when he was wearing a moo-moo with an Indiana Jones fedora. Yeah, he’s just crazy! Stop dressing up ya old coffin dodger! Next you’ll be singing show tunes. *He starts singing show tunes. I cover my ears.* Fine! Fine! Wear whatever you want!
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Special Edition Cryptids Figures

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Special Edition Cryptids Figures
Holy crazy Cryptids! These Special Edition Cryptids Figures are cast in black resin, faux-painted with powdered metal in a clear acrylic suspension, then given an antique paint wash. All so you can collect them on your shelf. You can choose from pewter or bronze finish. You get Bigfoot, Jersey Devil, Chupacabra and Mothman.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE! They come with four double-sided Kollektor Kardz® with true-life information about each cryptid. That’s what I’m talkin’ about. Crypt-tacular!

Ancient Vampire Fossil

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Ancient Vampire Fossil
This Ancient Vampire Fossil goes back to the days when vampires had nothing to bite but dinosaurs. That’s how they went extinct. Duh! It wasn’t a meteor. You can see his or her vampire bat wings, the bones, even a tail. All fossilized and ready to display in your home. Some vampire probably fell in a tar pit while trying to bite the neck of a brontosaurus. Brontosaurus moved it’s neck and Vampy fell down. All so you could decorate millions of years later. My math may be off a little.
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