This Zombie Cow Butter Dish is utterly amazing. see what I did there? Did you know butter is made from milk. I can’t believe it’s not utter. Heh. Let’s see how many utterly useless utter jokes I can make about this awesomely weird butter dish. I can’t believe I’m about to utter this, but I admit that I love it. More of a pork chop guy though. You know, the utter white meat. I could go on all day, but you don’t want that and neither do I. That would be an utter travesty.
Tag: odd
Scary Doorbells For Your Haunted House
Man, I need a new doorbell. The one I have is louder than a church bell. People are all like, “Why you so nervous?” And I just shake in response. My nerves are on edge. I mean the edge of the edge. I’m a nervous wreck. These Scary Doorbells have to be quieter than what I have. Plus, they are all scary and awesome.
Etsy seller Occulence(Oh I heard of them. That’s that VR thing right? The Occulence Rift? I don’t know what I’m saying. Disregard.) has all kinds of cool and creepy doorbells for your home. They’ll help you get your ding-dong in order if you know what I mean.
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Friday The 13th Jason Custom Converse All Stars
Yo, guy in hockey mask. If you are gonna wear the mask, you might as well have shoes to match. And these Friday The 13th Jason Custom Converse All Stars make a killer statement. They say, ” I kill people, but I still care about fashion and style. I’m deranged, but I’m also hip. I’m unhinged, but I care about my appearance.” So get these shoes you machete wielding freak!
Skull With Beard And Glasses
And now for a Skull With Beard And Glasses. You know why I like this? Well, aside from the obvious fact that it’s a skull with a beard and spectacles. Because it looks like that dude from Mythbusters.Is it him? No it’s not. Myth busted! That makes me the new Mythbusters!
I’m pulling the trigger on this one. I just need someone to talk to and he looks like a good listener.
Gray Alien Stuffed Plush ExtraTerrestrial
WTF?! Hey you guys aren’t supposed to come until the dead of night. I thought we had a deal. Who’s your green friend? The alien Hulk? No, let me guess, he just gets UFO sick and spends the whole trip puking and turning green. What? Your supervisor? What’s he doing here? Checking out your prostate probing productivity? A trip P evaluation then. Hey Greenie, you ain’t the boss of me. Him yeah. Not me. HAhahahaha. That picture makes it look like someone yanked your UFO hat off your head.
OW! You really forced me down there. Oh, we’re starting already? Just lasered my pants right off huh. Well, I hope your supe gives you a good evaluation.
This Gray Alien Stuffed Plush ExtraTerrestrial also comes in green. One is the boss, the other the lackey. Two and a half feet tall. Life-sized!