Hey Friday the 13th fans. There is a new reboot of the franchise. This one stars a dead baby chick as Jason Voorhees. You can buy it on eBay. This diorama is appropriately called Camp Crystal Lake. He looks like he just made a fresh kill. $120 bucks and it is yours.
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Bedpan Guitar: Keep On Rockin’ In The Pee World
This $149. Bedpan Guitar is perfect for aging musicians and hospital acts. You can go from the stage right into your hospital bed and take care of business. Then slosh it around and play some more.
Below are some more images and a video of this thing in action. Now all you need to complete the ultimate senior band is a drum half full of s**t and some cymbals.
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Scary-Ass Canned Food Drive: Leprechaun/Elf/Boy Scout
I don’t know if this guy is a Leprechaun, an elf, or some undead freak of nature, but I’m confident that he earned the “creep the f**k out of everyone” badge and probably ate his scout leader too. Probably mixed the guy’s body with that can of baked beans I gave those little sh*ts last week when they hung a bag on my door (With several more on my lawn) and expected me to fill it with stuff I hate. Mission accomplished on that one. I gave them 2 cans of SPAM and a half case of Chef Boy’Ardee. Enjoy the GMOs troop unknown number with creepy looking scout leader.
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Be Fashionably Fecal With The Turd Brooch
Did you poop today? Me either. I’ve been told I need more roughage than what is traditionally in a Hot Pocket sauteed in Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. But when I do poop next, I am totally going to match that poo with one of these awesome turd brooches and wear that Cleveland Steamer with pride.
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Creepy/Cool: Needle Felted Cthulhu
Experience the softer side of Cthulhu with this creepy, yet somehow adorable needle felted version. He will still drive you insane, just to look upon him, but part of what is killing your mind will be cuteness.
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