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We’re Going To Need A Bigger Boot: Scary Giant Spider

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huge spiderGet it off me! Get it off me! Oh, it’s just on the screen. Thank God. I thought I was going to have to jump on the chair and scream like a little girl again. It would suck to have that happen twice at the same coffee shop. However I’m pretty confident that I could walk away with dry pants this time. Holy mother of all spiders! This is a large 36″ x 48″ x 24″ badass spider made from 80% foam, 15% latex, and 5% metal.

What’s with that color and pattern on the butt-sack? Does that mean poisonous or is it just meant to give it’s prey a psych evaluation? I see a butterfly…..Well, I’m not sure what it is. It floats like a butterfly, but stings like a bee. I KNOW. It’s Muhammad Ali. AWESOME GUESS. TELL HIM WHAT HE WON BOB!

YOU WIN…GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE COFFEE SHOP FOR LOSING CONTROL OF YOUR BLADDER AFTER ALL. THAT AND LIVING IN HORROR EVERY TIME YOU SEE AN EIGHT-LEGGED CREATURE!

Duck Pirate Ship: Shiver Me Timbers (And Tailfeathers)

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duck pirate shipAhoy Matey. This be the scurge o the seven seas. When this here vessel hits ye with broadsides and makes to board ye, the crew be not intent on playing duck duck goose…What the duck?

This ducked up pirate ship is $2,500.00 worth of whacked out awesomeness from Etsy seller spiderjelly. It is made of fiberglass, doll parts, chains, a barbie doll, wood, aluminum, wire and more. Look at those broadsides and the cool duck woman figurehead.

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Bizarre Two Headed Mummy

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twin terrorsThis monstrosity looks like every annoying teen duo that you have ever seen at the mall, just gabbing away at each other’s faces like sugar-fueled little rottweilers barking things like “OMG”, “I know, right!”, “That was so totes brill Bethany!”, and other stupid things at each other. These terror twins just have more rotted skin and yet are less emaciated than the mall rat variety. They are also much smarter and less likely to get hit by a bus while checking a text, saying, “OMG guys! It’s from Brad!”

These two are BFFs, literally. Connected for all time. They look just as shallow as mall vermin, but they won’t run their gobs non-stop at you. It only looks like they are talking each other’s decaying heads off. Only $625 on Ebay.

One more shot below.
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Real Life Cast Of Vincent Price

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vincent priceWhat do you want for your birthday? Well, what I really want is Vincent Price’s face on my wall? Can you make that happen? Etsy seller TheFXBunker can.

Some people hang mounted animal heads on their wall, especially if they shot them dead and want to display it as a trophy. Well, now you can pretend that you have successfully hunted down horror movie legend Vincent Price. You can choose both the young or old Vincent Price for $200. The young one means that you had a hell of a time chasing him through the forest and he almost got away. The old one says that you just bonked him on the head and threw him in your trunk. It was no sweat and you are a lazy hunter.

See both versions after the break.
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The Truth Is Out There: Life-Sized 4 1/2 Foot Tall Alien Prop

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life sized alienFor $269.99 you can have your own Life-Sized alien. Don’t blame me when he starts probing your backside and walking through your walls, and inviting his alien buddies over to watch Star Trek and laugh at humans.

Look how much fun that kid is having with his alien. Just holding hands and having a good old time. Best buds. It warms my heart. Maybe they’re communicating. Check out some close ups below.
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