Hey baby, you know you wanna let my face all up in there. Twice. Pay the $45. You’re worth it.
Gosling? Isn’t that like a baby goose or something? Whatevs. Enjoy him all up in your bidness.
Tag: sexy
Dem Guts Swimsuit
It takes guts to wear this swimsuit and guts have never looked so good. By the way, nice lungs! These swimsuits show it all. If you have the guts, get the swimsuit!
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Eww La La: Pinup Goblins
Hey Baby. You are looking cute as dungeon loot. What do you say we blow this dungeon and level up together? I would totally hit that. And my nerd D and D character has a ton of hit points, so I would hit it again and again. Hairy and scary, just the way I like ’em.
Etsy seller FiendishThingies has a ton of cool sculptures, but these Pinup goblins for $350. take the cake…And rub it all over themselves, with smokey eyes, while blowing you a kiss and doing a little dance. Damn girl. You got claws that catch.
Check out another hottie after the break.
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Lifesize Uma Thurman Mannequin Wearing Poison Ivy Costume
Batman and Robin. That was a terrible Batman movie. Luckily it did have Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy. I would rub up on those vines and get a seven year itch. You know what I’m sayin’? Reminds me of that time (the only time) a girl came over to my house wearing a sexy Poison Ivy costume. She was covered in actual Poison Ivy. She was all like, “I’m just wearing this so you won’t touch me, perv! I’m only here because you have an Xbox.”
Anywho. Do you want a life sized Uma Thurman doll wearing the Poison Ivy costume? Ebay seller gvmdesigns has one for you for 5 grand. Oh man, give me just one night with her and it would be worth the year long calamine lotion baths and blistery lesions all over my body. Mind if I climb that Ivy tower madame?
More images below, including a weird one where she has a canine sidekick.
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Vintage Remote Control Bar Cart with Scantily Clad Bimbo
Forget remote controlled cars, robots and Transformers. I have a new favorite toy. This Vintage Remote Control Bar Cart with Scantily Clad Bimbo.
This sexy toy is 16″ tall. I could load that bar cart with airplane booze bottles and have this chick wheel them over to me all day long. Best toy ever! Too bad I don’t have $8,500.00 for the Buy It Now. She is totally worth it. I guess my weekly Hooters visits will continue. Restraining order be damned.
Click through to see more. She certainly likes showing off her plastic boobs. Sexy.
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