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Ebola Plush Toy: So Cute It Is Infectious

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ebola plushMaker of infectious toys modeled after viruses Giantmicrobes has one weird plush that is sure to be passed around a lot this season. Their entire stock is sold out, probably thanks to its small and large Ebola plushes and its Ebola petri dish toy being so hot this season.

I didn’t order one. I’m too busy looking for the next threat that we are supposed to be scared of after this one. They should really give out flu plushes with vaccinations though, since you get it every time they give you a flu shot. Thanks. I’d hate to see what happens when you try to protect me from Ebola. I’ll just grow my own moldy petri dish and see what I can come up with.

It Takes A Braveheart To Play With This Mel Gibson Doll

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mel gibson dollSomething tells me that this Mel Gibson doll is not officially endorsed by the star. Whoever made this guy is a true Lethal Weapon of a crafter. To paraphrase Mel from the epic movie Braveheart, “They can take our likeness, but they can never take our freedom!”

Nintendo Game Boy: Darth Vader, TMNT And Back To The Future Editions

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game boy toyEtsy seller Theworldisagameboy takes their user name seriously, turning Nintendo Game Boys into all kinds of cool toys. These are fully functional Game Boys that have been pumped up on steroids, like this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle that looks like he will bite your head off and spit down your neck if you beat his Tetris high score. Come at me bro! I will totally crush your high score as you are beating at my knuckles with your little turtle fists. This guy is $263.57.

Click through to see more images, including a Darth Vader Game Boy and a Back To The Future Game Boy. Great Scott!
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Bowling Zombies Wooden Novelty Game

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Bowling Zombies Wooden Novelty GameThis Bowling Zombies Wooden Novelty Game looks like a fun way to spend a Friday night. Better than how I usually spend it, crying at the foot of a large Scarlett Johansson poster with a bottle of whiskey and rolling a D20 in the corner, wishing I had some friends to play D and D with.

Stupid “friends”. You get drunk one time and level your character up to a Sexy Stripper/Wizard street walker, with a resistance to Orc Pimp b*tch slaps and suddenly you are shunned like an Amish butter churner who showed a bit of ankle. It probably didn’t help that this took place at my sister’s women’s gaming group.

Oh yeah, this zombie game looks like some serious undead fun. Stack ’em up and knock ’em down. The problem is, the undead get right back up. You are in for a long night of Zombie bowling my friend.
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Alien Anatomy: Transparent Alien Figure Model Kit

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Transparent Alien Figure Model KitThese aliens have been abducting us and checking out our anatomy for decades. It’s about time we do the same to them. Teach your kids all about alien anatomy with this Transparent Alien Figure Model Kit. If you teach your kid how to take an alien apart organ by organ and piece by piece, he will be ready one day, should the alien threat ever come for him in the dead of night.

Nope. They never counted on the horror that was little Johnny with a switchblade, when they came to him in bed that night. Painted that UFO medical bay bright red. They are lucky they beamed him back before they all met their end. His parents were proud and now they are safe.
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