We’ve all been there. You’re minding your own business, reading the paper, trying to lay some pipeline when somebody opens the door. Hey. What the hell! That’s how this skeleton feels. The Skeleton Restroom Door Cover captures all of the excitement of skeletons pooping and lets you relive the scene all day long.
Hmmm. That headline reads, “Peeping Tom on the loose.” I think they mean this guy.
Intruder alert! Intruder alert! This scary intruder is peeking around the door to bugger me bum-diddly-um-hole. Or something like that. Whatever this dude is up to, I don’t want any part of that and neither do you. That’s why this is the ultimate prank.
He’s similar to the Scary Tapping Peeper and the Peeping Tom or the Peeping Clown.
Jeepers creepers, that’s a lot of peepers. See, this is why ya gotta keep your peepers peeled. These creepers are always out to get you.
Chill with your favorite horror movie killers. Because these Horror Character Fridge Magnets will always be chill. They’re on your fridge. You get Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Ghostface and Leatherface. They’ll give you a false scare every time you get a midnight snack. Which for me is several times between midnight and midnight of the next night.
If you’re scared of these guys, just put them on the fridge and consider yourself on a diet.
Hey, look. Incredible Hulk shorts. Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. But that’s okay. I only really get angry when I see bad photoshops of the Hulk. Yeah, I’m pretty pissed right now.
*Eyes turn green. Doubled over in pain. Looks skyward as my insides burn. Muscles bulging.*
HULK SMASH! HULK TRY TO ORDER SHORTS ONLINE. ONLINE NO WORK WITH FIST IN IT! NOW HULK SAD! BECAUSE HULK’S JUNK SWINGING EVERYWHERE! HULK INDECENT!
*Sits down to dinner. Eyes the hot chick across from me. Immediately starts playing footsies and moving my eyebrows.* CHOMP! HOLY HELL! *Screams and puts my bloody stump on the table. Blood shooting everywhere.*
The hot chick smiles and puts both feet on the table, all decked out in their Shark Attack Spiked Wedges, looking proud of herself. She tells me I shouldn’t swim in shark infested waters, but I don’t hear her. I’m passed out from shock and loss of blood.
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