This see-through sweater makes the observer feel like the lead astronomer at the nipple observatory. See man-nips in all their gory glory. Experience the full effect of exposed sweaty man hair around an exposed sweaty man belly button. Sadly, this $24.99 Man sweater leaves nothing to the imagination.
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I don’t know. I think this $1,000.00 rock looks more like some kind of screaming Turtle-Man than Bigfoot. The seller thinks it looks like Bigfoot. It is proof that ancient civilizations had silly putty. And that Turtle-Man was a kick-ass hero.
Somebody put their silly putty against a cave painting that depicted one of Turtle-Man’s comic book issues and their silly putty dried because in those days silly putty had a life of just one day after the elder shaman created it. Oh and if you licked it, it would make the cave paintings come to life while you ran around naked and were eventually restrained.
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This is a killer pair of boots. Literally. They are pre-possessed by some demonic entity and have already absorbed the soles of the boots. Now they are ready for more. The devil wear Prada my ass! This is what the devil wears. Apparently he isn’t much for comfort.
On the upside, paying $300 for these boots is nothing since the devil already owns the souls of so many bankers and corporate butt-wipes. More images below.
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A deceased Turkish husband and wife haunt this pair of creepy old dolls. According to Ebay Seller Newmoonchild, “They were procured and purchased in 1974 from a young girl and her uncle. They were handmade by the little girl’s father for her.” Already, there is a big hole in this story- the seller purchased them from the young girl whose father made them for her? Wouldn’t these dolls be a prized possession? Her father made them especially for her and is supposedly haunting one of the dolls. Why would the girl want to sell them to some stranger?
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Sometimes when you are smoking you just want to cut a b**ch. Apparently that’s the idea behind this weird devil/demon item, which is a combination smoking pipe and knife. This thing sold for $20 recently. The bowl of the pipe is between his legs and the other end of the pipe comes out his butt. So, you would basically be sucking demon-butt to get a hit. I can’t imagine that would taste like Marlboro. Well, at least you are keeping his colon clean.
This freaky demon has a single horn coming out of its head and animal pelt for hair. The top of the head is actually a knife that you can pull up to reveal a stainless steel blade. To top it all off, those teeth are REAL.
This thing belongs in the smoking room of some Secret Society where they can pass it back and forth and play sick games. And I ain’t talking twister and Yahtzee.
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