This is a killer pair of boots. Literally. They are pre-possessed by some demonic entity and have already absorbed the soles of the boots. Now they are ready for more. The devil wear Prada my ass! This is what the devil wears. Apparently he isn’t much for comfort.
On the upside, paying $300 for these boots is nothing since the devil already owns the souls of so many bankers and corporate butt-wipes. More images below.
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Damnit Dexter, I’m gonna ask you for the last time. Are you sleeping with my wife? Really? I found this under the bed? Seriously?… The local butcher eh? Suddenly all those insane deals she gets on meats makes sense. It also explains that 20 pound case of Hot Dogs in the freezer. Let me ask ya Dex. About that code of yours. Does this guy fit? Need some meat?
Ha ha. Very funny. That’s what he said. You are a riot Dex!
Maggots are all the rage this season and the latest accessory is this squirmy/bloody Maggot Hair Clip found on Etsy. On the plus side, your lice will be crapping themselves when these putrid things join them in your dandruff pool.
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This nifty Kangaroo Scrotum Keychain sold for $33 the other day. If a rabbit’s foot gives you luck, I wonder what a Kangaroo scrotum will deliver. More to the point, why are we mutilating things to increase our own luck? Oh well, who am I to complain? If this guy wants Kangaroo balls in his pocket, swinging around next to his junk, who am I to judge? Maybe he’s hoping to become the next pocket pool champion and he’s cuing up these Kangaroo nads for the game of a lifetime. Dream big my friend. You can accomplish anything if you set your mind(and the family jewels)to it.
Check out this skeleton headpiece from Etsy seller Twinklybits. This glitter infested corpse has it’s arms all wide like, “Now you look FAB-U-LESS. Take me to the market. I need ingredients for Margaritas and Fajitas. Walk slower, I’m getting all saddle sore you silly goose. Onward, before I give you a fanny massage that will rub you bald my little stallion!”
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