Make your guests feel right at home by serving up some snacks in this Poo Poo Platter. Don’t be so quick to poo poo it. Dipping your nachos into brown bean dip has never looked so appealing. It’s a play on words and potty humor all in one piece of kitchen dishware. It’s bound to be poop-ular with your friends!
If you get a piece of corn, you win! It will be a truly unforgettable night.
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We don’t all have room in our homes to display stuffed and mounted dead stuff. So what can you do? Well, if you absolutely have to have some dead stuff around and the conversation with your dead grandmother’s corpse in the rocking chair has turned boring, try these Taxidermy Fridge Magnets.
No miniature animals actually had to die so that you can display them on your fridge. Ya whack job! I kid. But really, this is a much classier way to display dead animals. A real space saver too. Now you can be a big game (magnet) hunter. They even come in super cool packaging that makes each piece look like they are on display in a tiny room.
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Check it out. What we have here is some mood lighting that is stuck on one mood, and one mood only, creepy. These Skull Wall Sconces will make your house look like an awesome fantasy castle. “From this day forth I shall make skull sconces of my enemy’s heads! This I swear!”
It’s a lot easier than what I did to get that whole Game of Thrones castle look. It took me like 3 weeks to dig that 10 foot wide mote around my house. And only about a minute for it to fill up with sh*t after I hit the sewer lines. Now it’s known around the neighborhood as Casa de la Caca. They also call me lord of the flies.
Get your freak on with these awesome freak masks. They literally let you wear someone else’s face on a ski mask. You can even wear a mask of your own face if it is freaky. I’d make my face available, but you couldn’t handle my face. Besides, I have to remain incognito. More like incog-neato, cuz I’m so awesome.
Just upload a picture of someone’s face to the web app, and Firebox do the rest. Once you get the mask you can just walk around your town getting arrested for being a rapist, a thief and for being just plain weird. All of the GIF images at the link above are really freaking me out, despite the fact that choosy moms choose GIF.
If you have a skeleton hanging around your house, it’s a good idea to put up these Spooky Toilet , Bathroom And Laundry Signs. Just so others know that a skeleton may be taking a bath, hanging out on the clothes line or taking a dump. What does a skeleton dump anyway? Calcium obviously. I’ll ask one of them bony supermodels the next time I’m in New York. They probably squeeze for a half hour and pass a crystal encrusted Faberge egg that says Prada.
I’m getting these just for the Bathroom sign, cuz my house is haunted and I’m sick of guests walking in on that skeleton ghost who likes to play with a rubber duck and use up all of my bubble bath.