Worried about illegal aliens and robots taking all our jobs? What you should be worried about are dinosaurs taking our jobs. Like that T-Rex that works as a janitor at my local mall. He can sweep and mop just fine, but he spends most of the day asking for help picking stuff up off the floor. Stupid stubby T-Rex arms. Affirmative dino action. What are you gonna do? Dinosaurs are getting all our jobs whether we like it or not. Damn DNA cloning techniques.
Anyway, now you can celebrate dinosaurs with jobs with this awesome coloring book that I am way too excited about.
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Some colognes and perfumes make you smell all flowery, but this cool new 
This ancient alien skull may be from a real alien. It also could have been formed by a process called “boarding” where they used boards to elongate the head. My theory? I think ancient women just put their kids in a nest and sat on them to keep them warm. If you get your skull crushed between two ancient woman butt cheeks, you are going to have a cone head. That and you are gonna smell like ancient woman farts.
Butts. Everybody has one. You get out of the shower and you try to cover it up, but the towel just falls anyway. I say if you have it flaunt it and if it is covered by a towel you can still show it off with this cheeky