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Miniature Wooden Alien Cow Abduction UFO Scene

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ufo cow abductionThis hand carved miniature Alien Cow Abduction scene by artist David T. Arber Jr. is the perfect toy for kids or adults who like to re-enact scenes of cow abduction. It recently sold for $112.50 on Ebay.

If only E.T. just wanted to phone home. The real world is more complicated and terrifying than that. E.T. wants to abduct humans and cows, playing strange games with their bungholes. It’s because they made a deal with our government. Their technology in exchange for being Earth’s premiere proctologists.

Now if you will excuse me, my tin foil hat is picking up some transmissions from a nearby star. I have to send a signal back. EARTH TO ET. COME IN ET. THIS BACKSIDE IS A-OKAY. NO NEED FOR AN EXAM. I REPEAT, NO NEED FOR EXAM. STAND BY FOR NEW TARGET NAME. GEORGE LUCAS. I REPEAT, GEORGE LUCAS.
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It’s Your Funeral: 50-Piece Mini Graveyard Kit In Custom Wooden Coffin

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graveyard kitSo, you are playing with your LEGO minifigs and LEGO Batman and Robin are fighting LEGO Joker. Suddenly LEGO Joker kills the Boy Wonder. Eventually Batman ends the fight and hauls the Joker off to Arkham Asylum. Sadly, it is time for a visit to the graveyard, so you can have a funeral and bury your sidekick. Alas, LEGO doesn’t make a kit for that.

Fortunately, Etsy seller jpants4sale does and you can get it for just $170. The set comes in it’s own wooden coffin too.
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Apocalypse Ready Squirrel Taxidermy

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Apocalypse Ready Squirrel TaxidermyThis Squirrel is prepared for the apocalypse. Are you? He has his machine gun, gas mask, extra ammo belt and some ear protection for target practice. This rodent is ready for action. Mount him on your wall as a reminder that you must be prepared.

When the Zombies come and the mutant dogs and wolves run in packs, you’ll wish you had the foresight that this squirrel had. He is only $155 from Etsy seller Rickscustompottery. We can all learn alot from this little guy.
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Awesome Custom LEGO Minifigures From Horror Movies

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Lego horror minifigsEbay seller drkade makes all kinds of awesome custom LEGO minifigs. Name a movie or a TV show and he has it. Star Wars, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, Breaking Bad. Seriously I think I even saw a LEGO minifig of myself while looking through his store. He got most of the details just right, but admit it dude, you exaggerated the pot belly just a bit. Anyway, some of the coolest customs he has are these minifigs based on Horror characters.

Check out Jack Torrance from “The Shining” above. Then click through to check out some other cool figures, like Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Medusa, Zombies and more.
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The Legend of Zelda Tarot Card Deck

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legend of zelda tarot cardsTake a look into your future with this The Legend of Zelda Tarot Card Deck (Major Arcana). For $20 you get a sweet Tarot Deck inspired by The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It’s dangerous to go alone, take this and have a reading before you set out.

Each deck has 30 cards: 22 image cards, 5 information cards, and 3 blank frames to draw your own. I see a Princess in your future, maybe some awesome treasure and a fight with Ganon. I just like to go around breaking vases and collecting rupees, myself. That’s why I’m no longer allowed in certain stores. They always told me I was like a Link in a pottery shop.

More images below where you can see the amazing artwork.
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