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Puppet Head And Hands Taxidermy Trophies

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Puppet Head And Hands Taxidermy Trophies
I’m really digging these Puppet Head And Hands Taxidermy Trophies, but I want to request a Tickle Me Elmo version, to see what Elmo would look like after I tickled him with a shotgun out in the wild. I’d also like to see some of those Fraggle Rock dudes mounted on my wall. Puppets and I have a weird history. A weird and bloody history. *Shudders.*

The seller has several. But no Elmo damnit! They make great coat racks. Things are creeping me out.
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Hellraiser Lamp

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Hellraiser Lamp
I am so ready to raise hell! That’s why I can’t wait for my awesome Hellraiser Lamp to arrive. It’s here! Plug that bad boy in. Here goes. All kinds of hell is about to be raised. Lock up your daughters, lock up your wives, lock up the back door and run for your life! Here goes! *Switches lamp on.* That’s what I’m talkin’ bout! Wooooooo! Raising all kinds of hell up in dis biatch! *Turns lamp off*

That was honestly the most excitement I’ve had in years. I’m off to have a smoke and enjoy the after-glow. Phew! Gotta be honest, it’s gonna be hard to get back to my boring old life after that.

Concrete Feet Planter

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foot planter
The joy of victory. The agony of de feet! This Concrete Feet Planter is supposed to be a humorous and fun planter for your garden. Maybe it is. It beats the way I do it. By throwing old sneakers into the backyard and then watching flowers grow in them. And die from the smell in the same day. When I say flowers, I mean fungus. Fungi? Why yes I am. I’m a fun guy. A fun guy with a backyard full of old mushroom filled sneakers.

This made me think of this! I know right? *Shudders*

Bigfoot Christmas Ornaments

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bigfoot ornament
Have a Bigfoot sighting on your Christmas tree. Without hitting the alcohol I mean. You can get these Bigfoot Christmas Ornaments singly or as a 3 pack. Ohh la la. Menage-a-squatch.

Jingle Bells,
Yeti smells,
Sasquatch laid an egg…

Actually that was me. Sorry about that. Eggnog gives me gas.

Gothic Cupboard

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Gothic Cupboard
This Gothic Cupboard is cool is you have your house decorated in a Gothic theme. I wouldn’t know what to do with it though. My house is more slothic, but thats cuz I don’t move around a lot. I don’t even have any goths to store in a Gothic Cupboard. Do you guys know anyone that sells miniature Goths? Yeah, I probably shouldn’t get into the highly questionable illegal miniature Goth market. Besides, little people in makeup isn’t my thing.
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