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Spider Earrings

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Spider Earrings
Do you like Spider Earrings? You’ll love these. They will turn you into a red-eyed zombie spider queen who shambles along looking for bodies to wrap in cocoons so she can feast later.

The next pics below show her on her lying on the floor stunned after my level 20 D and D rogue encountered her in a dungeon and laid the smack down with my bow staff. She had already hypnotized the rest of the party with her “red-eye” spider powers. Naturally, I searched the body and opened the treasure chest nearby, but I got nothing.

So we took the earrings as a trophy. I have a feeling we have not seen the last of that red-eyed vixen.
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Halloween Giveaway: Win This Awesome Dead Spider Legs Ring

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dead spider leg ring

We like awesome, cool and weird stuff around here. Now we are giving something cool and creepy away to our readers. You guys and gals are the best. It’s time to give something back. Look, I got this cool Dead Spider Legs ring for you. If you win it, we are just friends. It doesn’t mean we’re married. Cool?

We recently featured this creepy and kick ass ring by Ricksonjewellery and now we’ve teamed up with Rickson to give it away to a lucky winner. One lucky reader will win this prize and have a dead spider on their finger this Halloween. It is valued at $135. Here’s all you have to do:

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The deadline is October 20th. Everyone who shares this post will have an entry and we will pick a winner on October 20th.
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Nightmare Dog From Nightmare on Elm Street 2

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WTF
Damn. I guess Alpo ain’t working out for this pooch. And neither is Rogaine. When I first got a glimpse of this I said to myself, “Self, this is either a freaky acne-riddled business man in a dog suit doing some weird bondage thing or a man-dog representation of the herp come to warn us about unprotected sex.” I’m still not sure which is right, so I’m just taking their word for it, that this is Nightmare Dog From Nightmare on Elm Street 2. Seems legit.

It looks like J. Edgar Hoover meets Baron Vladimir Harkonnen from Dune.
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Kraken Tentacle Wall Decals

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Kraken tentacles wall decal
Hey, what’s Kraken? These Kraken Tentacle Wall Decals, that’s what? It wants to give you a big hug, then pull you down to drown in the murky depths. Kind of like my Aunt Louise always did, except she’ll pinch your cheeks first, then pull you in for a hug so you can suffocate in her massive bosoms. That might not have been so bad, but Aunt Louise used to be Aunt Louie. I had an awkward childhood.

At family get-togethers my dad would hold him/her back at the door, then yell, “Unleash the Kraken!” and all the kids would run. I was always too slow.
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Shark Attack Hoodie Dress

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shark attack hoodie dress
Well call me chum and dump me in the ocean! If every shark looked as cute as this one I’d be blogging from a boat and fishing all day long. Are those fishnets she’s wearing with this Shark Attack Hoodie Dress? Very appropriate. And hey, nice back fin! Mind if I swim up beside you and attach myself like one of those weird ride-along fish?

Hey, wanna play Adventure Time? You be Fin, I’ll be Jake. Get it? Fin? I know. I know. Bad joke. Gil-ty as charged!

Okay, I’m out! Gotta call a cardiologist and a weatherman, cuz you a Sharknado and ya just stole my heart.