I’ve Done All Of Those: 7 Deadly Sins Tattoo Tights

7 deadly sinsThe 7 deadly sins. I have done and survived all of ’em. But I didn’t look that sexy doing ’em! Look at those gams! Holy cow! I used to be a butt man, but now I’m a leg man. She transformed me, just like that. You have some powerful legs, Miss Etsy model tease. Man I envy you-

Score! Did it again. I am breaking these commandments like a Kit-Kat Bar. Oh snap! Did it again. That would be gluttony for all of you keeping score at home. Cause I had like 10 Kit-Kats already today. That is also greed. Just layin’ here eaten ’em up. All sloth-like. Boo-Ya! You…Just…Can’t…Stop…Me!

Miniature Wooden Alien Cow Abduction UFO Scene

ufo cow abductionThis hand carved miniature Alien Cow Abduction scene by artist David T. Arber Jr. is the perfect toy for kids or adults who like to re-enact scenes of cow abduction. It recently sold for $112.50 on Ebay.

If only E.T. just wanted to phone home. The real world is more complicated and terrifying than that. E.T. wants to abduct humans and cows, playing strange games with their bungholes. It’s because they made a deal with our government. Their technology in exchange for being Earth’s premiere proctologists.

Now if you will excuse me, my tin foil hat is picking up some transmissions from a nearby star. I have to send a signal back. EARTH TO ET. COME IN ET. THIS BACKSIDE IS A-OKAY. NO NEED FOR AN EXAM. I REPEAT, NO NEED FOR EXAM. STAND BY FOR NEW TARGET NAME. GEORGE LUCAS. I REPEAT, GEORGE LUCAS.
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It’s Your Funeral: 50-Piece Mini Graveyard Kit In Custom Wooden Coffin

graveyard kitSo, you are playing with your LEGO minifigs and LEGO Batman and Robin are fighting LEGO Joker. Suddenly LEGO Joker kills the Boy Wonder. Eventually Batman ends the fight and hauls the Joker off to Arkham Asylum. Sadly, it is time for a visit to the graveyard, so you can have a funeral and bury your sidekick. Alas, LEGO doesn’t make a kit for that.

Fortunately, Etsy seller jpants4sale does and you can get it for just $170. The set comes in it’s own wooden coffin too.
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The Ultimate In Bird Stalking: Hummingbird Feeder Hat

Hummingbird Feeder HatYou want to be in the Bird watching hall of fame? Are you a bird watcher who is near sighted? Do you have what it takes to sit calmly and quietly and wait for your prey to land right in front of your face? Only to fly away because of your horrible garlic breath? Yeah, that garlic bread was not a good idea. If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need this Hummingbird feeder hat my friend.
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