You say tomato, I say tomatoe. Can’t we just agree that this Attack of the Killer Tomatoes sculpture looks like a grumpy old mater who lost his teeth? Of course we can. If he had a fist he would be shaking it, telling you to get out of his garden!
Plus he’s got some serious chapped lips. Thanks monsanto! Grumpy old tomatoes are just what we needed. I hope it bites my neck in the night rather than a slow death by telling me boring ass stories about when he was a kid.
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This ancient alien skull may be from a real alien. It also could have been formed by a process called “boarding” where they used boards to elongate the head. My theory? I think ancient women just put their kids in a nest and sat on them to keep them warm. If you get your skull crushed between two ancient woman butt cheeks, you are going to have a cone head. That and you are gonna smell like ancient woman farts.
Teeth. Why do so many Etsy sellers make things from or about teeth? Why so obsessed? Ya’ll are gross. I said that all southern like to make my point. You guys are just nasty. Click through for a bunch of freaky teeth related Etsy finds that you can really sink your teeth into.
You’ll find all kinds of strange and bizarre creatures in Etsy seller 
Which came first, the chicken or the legs? Wait, what? What the hell am I looking at, a Pokemon? I’m pretty sure Chickapede evolves into Chickasnake. Whatevs. It all evolves into Chicken Nuggets in the end. This piece of mutant chicken taxidermy comes from Etsy seller