This monstrosity looks like every annoying teen duo that you have ever seen at the mall, just gabbing away at each other’s faces like sugar-fueled little rottweilers barking things like “OMG”, “I know, right!”, “That was so totes brill Bethany!”, and other stupid things at each other. These terror twins just have more rotted skin and yet are less emaciated than the mall rat variety. They are also much smarter and less likely to get hit by a bus while checking a text, saying, “OMG guys! It’s from Brad!”
These two are BFFs, literally. Connected for all time. They look just as shallow as mall vermin, but they won’t run their gobs non-stop at you. It only looks like they are talking each other’s decaying heads off. Only $625 on Ebay.
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Make tea time a time of terror and dread with this Travesty in a Teacup. This guy loves crashing tea parties, keeping down below the surface, until you take a sip and feel a tentacle entering your mouth and spit tea everywhere. He was born of tea and he will die in tea.
This Squirrel is prepared for the apocalypse. Are you? He has his machine gun, gas mask, extra ammo belt and some ear protection for target practice. This rodent is ready for action. Mount him on your wall as a reminder that you must be prepared.
Holy Frog F**k! Some strange stuff goes down on this planet. This $400. 
The Necronomicon is a pretty damn expensive book, full of dark stuff and the rantings of mad men. Sounds like a website you know and love right? You have to buy it one page at a time. And you can do just that thanks to Ebay seller