This Coffin Lantern must be what the Grim Reaper holds up when he comes to visit people. You see a lantern like this, you know you’re in trouble. This would look great in your horror themed home. Hey, if moths are attracted to light, do undead moths get attracted to a coffin light? I hope we don’t have a wave of zombie moths because of these things. I might put this outside of my house just to keep others away. Eh, I’m anti-social like that.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Zombie Graveyard Mobile Phone Holder
This Zombie Graveyard Mobile Phone Holder will give you a cool place to rest your phone. Or, as it shows here, a ten year old iPod that you are still using for some reason. Your phone will look like it sits abandoned in a creepy graveyard, with this guy lurking right behind it. This guy is like some undead Price is Right model, proudly displaying your phone and grunting. He’s got one job to do and he does it well. That job is to hold your phone and look scary. Good job zombie. This will work great for me cuz the only time I even use my phone is to order pizza. It spends the rest of it’s life getting lost.
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Babypod Turns Your Lady Parts Into a Concert Hall
Meet the Babypod. The “tampon speaker”. At least that’s what I’m calling it. It’s a speaker for your lady parts so that your baby can listen to music. Maybe you want your kid to listen to some Justin Beaver. I have no idea. It’s apparently important to turn your body into a concert hall so your kid can chill in his or her womb-room and be all emo.
Glass Octopus – Don’t Crack My Kraken
Treat this Glass Octopus with care. He’s delicate and fragile. He’s got feelings. So treat him gently. Don’t crack the Kraken. These crazy creepy works of art come in any color you like. That blue version looks real scary. Just one of the many reasons I don’t go in the ocean. Thing’s got eight arms for God’s sake! With suckers! That’s like 8 suckered snakes attacking you all at once.
Still, that’s a damn cool Octopus. That Octopus ain’t no wuss.
Creepy Aged Human Skull Soap Lotion Dispenser
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again… You will want to put the lotion on when it comes from this Creepy Aged Human Skull Soap Lotion Dispenser. Mr. soapy skull here is more than happy to pump out the lotion. I would suggest using a red liquid of some kind, so it looks like brains, but that’s just me. I got problems.